Taylor Swift Follows Her Ex On Instagram, But Not Tom Hiddleston

If you're a big fan of Hiddleswift, then I've got some great news for you.

Tom Hiddleston just got an Instagram, so now you can stalk his relationship with Taylor Swift on the reg.

Yup, the man succumbed to societal demands and will now live a forever filtered lifestyle. Welcome, Tom. Valencia will look great on you.

He started things off by adding a selfie dressed as Loki from “Thor: Ragnarok.” Aw, how precious.

I'm sure Taylor Swift is really excited for her man to have an Instagram. That'll make their relationship really interesting!

No, seriously, let's dive right into this. Taylor Swift follows 84 people on Instagram. JUST 84. But if you go through them all, you'll see Tom Hiddleston isn't one of them.

Yup, Taylor doesn't even follow her own boyfriend on Insta! Hmm, seems a little fishy if you ask me.

I mean, OK, Tom did just make his profile earlier today.

BUT IT'S BEEN HOURS, TAY. WHY AREN'T YOU FOLLOWING YOUR MAN?!

Oh, but you know who Taylor Swift IS following? Calvin Harris. YEAHHHHHHHH.

So what could it all mean? Is Taylor still in love with Calvin? Is she not actually dating Tom?

IS ALL OF THIS JUST ONE, BIG PUBLICITY STUNT?

Eh, I have no clue.

Now BRB, gonna go stalk my ex-lovers on Insta and listen to "Blank Space." SORRY, NOT SORRY.