The Disney Curse Continues: Orlando Brown Is Headed To Prison

The Disney Curse Continues: Orlando Brown Is Headed To Prison
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Ugh, not again…

Disney stars just can’t break the curse that is destined upon them after the ending of whatever career they dedicate their childhoods to. What we all wonder is, is it worth it? No high school, no prom, no catty groups to attach yourself to, no chance to be the athletic star or popular girl, no missing curfew, no risk-taking or experimenting.

A normal life is completely sacrificed all to be super successful, and then lose it all as you turn into a complete and utterly insane human. Or, you become extremely successful and f*ck up like Miley? Either way, you are doomed for some hardships…

The only difference is: How f*cked are you? How rich are you? Are you so rich that you could just not care? AND in the case of Orlando Brown, star of “That’s So Raven,” can you stay out of jail? The answer for him is no. No, he cannot.

Can you guess the problem? Drinking. When you drink, you lose the ability to make good decisions, and when you can’t make good decisions, you just… drive? No, Brown – wrong answer.

Orlando had a DUI in 2011, which he attended court for a number of times. Brown finally stood in front of a judge who sentenced him 180 days in jail for his disappointing behavior, just two weeks ago. He was taken into immediate custody and has been behind bars ever since.

On a brighter and lighter note: there are apparently so many people currently residing in the jail cells that it is overcapacity. The former Disney star may have a chance to get out as early as September 19th. Isn’t that just fabulous!?

We know that Walter Disney (may he #RIP) is somewhere watching these child stars and hoping they don’t completely ruin his rep…

We have faith, Walter.

Via: Perez Hilton, Photo credit: Kevin Winter/Getty Images

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