A-List Tokers: The 5 Female Celebrities We Want To Smoke Weed With
Truth be told, I’d probably smoke weed with anybody. Except for a terrorist. F*ck those guys. But while Hollywood has sort of de-escalated from hard drug usage in the 80s in 90s, it seems like everybody these days is just getting smacked — off weed, silly!
But while it might be the trendy thing to do for some celebrities, we can appreciate a few select females who we can just tell, are really about this life. Who doesn’t love a stoner chick?
Curious to know the top five female celebrities who’ve smoked? Then take a look at this list Lexichronic put together of some ladies who’ve dabbled in dat danky DANK and manage to make some serious bank.
5. Lady Gaga
It might go without saying that no straight male is attracted to Lady Gaga, but her immense popularity lands her at #5. Lady Gaga admitted her pot use to Anderson Cooper on a 60 Minutes interview in early 2011. According to therichest.com, Lady Gaga had a net worth of $190 million in 2013. That’s like being worth over $500,000 every day. Not that that is an actual quantifiable or measureable statistic, but you get the idea. The Gags is a college dropout, but that doesn’t seem to have stopped her from being rich as fugg.
4. Miley Cyrus
Miley Cyrus has been known to make a scene as of late, but she really made a scene at the 2013 EMA’s when she lit up on stage. Granted, it was in Amsterdam, but it was seen worldwide. She has a net worth of $150 million in 2013 according to celebritynetworth.com, which is enough to land her in the fourth spot. But seriously, cut the shit Miley.
Finally, someone with some class to talk about! Rihanna is open about her use, occasionally posting such photos on Instagram. Celebritynetworth.com puts Rihanna’s net worth at $90 million in 2013. Rihanna has amassed 250 awards from 540 nominations, which are pretty high numbers considering she only came on to the scene in 2005. She’s from Barbados, her real name is Robyn and she makes weed sexier than ever.
2. Whoopi Goldberg
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E! Online reported that Whoopi smoked a J prior to her acceptance speech at the 63rd Annual Academy Awards. What better way to deal with the crowds on the big stage, right? Whoopi has an estimated 45 million net worth according to celebritynetworth.com. She comes in at #2 thanks to her vast contributions as an actress, director, writer, producer and more throughout her influential career.
1. Cameron Diaz
The perfect woman, perhaps? On Lopez Tonight, Diaz said she probably bought weed from Snoop Dogg in high school (they both attended Long Beach Polytechnic High School in California) – and just look at how they ended up! Not too bad, I’d say. Celebritynetworth.com reports Diaz’s 2013 net worth at $90 million. She also happens to be a babe.
via Lexichronic, Top Photo Courtesy of Instagram