Farrah Abraham: Best Sex Tape Ever?

Farrah Abraham: Best Sex Tape Ever?
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Farrah Abraham is the latest “celebrity” to grace us with a porno; however, unlike those that came before her, literally and figuratively, this was completely intentional. This backdoor teen mom is putting everyone else in the industry to shame.

Shot in a 4-star hotel, this video was done in high definition, none of that black light bullsh*t Paris Hilton had in her Iraqi-themed flick. Night vision goggles are a notion of the past, as Farrah so beautifully demonstrated.

Kim Kardashian should be relishing in the success of this video because no one will ever watch her tape again after seeing this one. Farrah’s video received more than 2 million visitors in as little as 12 hours, whereas Kim K and Ray J’s tape generated only 600,000 views within the same amount of time. You hit that first Ray J? Guess what, no one gives a sh*t anymore. Even Vivid’s website couldn’t handle the immense load as their site crashed upon its release.

“I’ve gotten a lot of compliments from men and women telling me this is the best sex tape they’ve ever seen from a celebrity, so I’m humbled” - Abraham

This was no softcore frilly little tape; this is downright X-rated raunchy. This girl wastes no time, and within in a few minutes she’s already going down. Unlike KK, Farrah actually moved her body during the sex, as we see her willfully take it from every possible angle. WOOOO NO DEAD FISHES UP IN HERE. That fact that she even takes it in the ass in her first video is commendable!

Her style seems to be a mix between Lela Star and Priya Rai. Farrah displays her very impressive ability to give even as she receives, cupping Dean’s balls from behind as he rails her out. Pro move right there girl; she knows what’s Gucci. She is legit becoming the LeBron James of the porn industry.

Hey Farrah maybe you should’ve started your backdoor career a little earlier in life, say your teenage years, so you could’ve avoided becoming a teen mom. James Deen, you were already a mofo legend but this is just applause-worthy.

As we watch Farrah put her mouth to work, it’s clear that giving head is an art form she has very much perfected. She even goes so far as to fearlessly take a load in her face, mouth open and all; now that’s what we here at Elite Daily call the money shot.

From the start of the flick you can see it in Farrah’s eyes that she came to get f*cked. Seconds in she makes it known how and where she wants it. In this country you don’t need to possess any real talent, just make a sex tape and you’re a celeb!

Rating: 2 nuts; 2.5 squirts

Keep truckin’ girl, and if there are any sequels in the works, contact us at info@elitedaily.com

Photo Credit: Getty Images

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