The Worst Celebrity Exes

The Worst Celebrity Exes
Entertainment

The Worst Celebrity Exes

In the pursuit of love, we all make mistakes. Celebrities have a perception that they do not fall susceptible to the problems that we all face everyday. This, in fact, could not be any further from the truth as their relationships and sex lives are put on display for all the world to see.

There’s nothing we love more than an ugly celebrity break up. Here are some of the best we’ve seen:

Daniel Craig vs. Satsuki Mitchell

Even 007 couldn’t save himself from the scorn of a woman. Daniel Craig learned a hard lesson to never give a woman full access to your credit limit. Reportedly the incident resulted when Craig failed to return home one night and was under suspicion of cheating on Satsuki with actress Rachel Weisz. Within a few days Satsuki racked up a staggering $1 million on his credit cards, which she had full permission to use.

Mark Salling vs. Naya Rivera

Upon suspicion of Salling seeing other women, Glee co-star Rivera took matters into her own hands. She was observed by witnesses to have keyed his car and then covered it with eggs, bird, seed and dog food. We sympathize with Salling, that chick cray.

Joe Jonas vs. Taylor Swift vs. Camilla Belle

Taylor Swift plays the good girl role until you cross her. After Joe Jonas had reportedly cheated on Swift with actress Camilla Belle, Swift immortalized the cheater in her song, “Better Than Revenge.”

“She’s not a saint, and she’s not what you think/ She’s an actress/ She’s better known for the things that she does, on the mattress/Soon she’s gonna find stealing other people’s toys on the playground won’t make you many friends.”

Katy Perry vs. High School Crush, Shane Lopes

During a 2010 performance at her alma mater, Dos Pueblos High School in Goleta, California Katy spotted her ex crush in the crowd. Not letting her insecure high school days go, she proceeded to call Lopes out

“You were the most popular kid in my class! But you never wanted to date me, it was always Amanda Wayne. Oh yeah, you really chose right honey. What’s up? What’s up now player?” she asked before launching into her next song, “Ur So Gay,” dedicating it to the poor guy.

Reggie Bush vs. Kim Kardashian vs. Melissa Molinaro

Don’t you hate when your ex goes out and finds someone who looks just like you? Yea, so does Kim K, especially when her look a like is plastered all over the Old Navy campaign. The lawsuit was  filed six months after the commercial had been airing. Strange timing, right? No, this is just Kim being spiteful after Reggie began dating the beautiful and WAY TIGHTER Molinaro.

Britney Spears vs. Justin  Timberlake

Pop’s golden couple split to the public’s dismay as a result of Britney cheating with backup dancer Wade Robinson. What better way to put her on display than by putting her lookalike in your newest video. For the “Cry Me a River” video Timberlake not only employed a Spears double, but directed the lyrics directly at her.

“I already know/ I found out from him/Now there’s just no chance/ For you and me, there’ll never be.” and later, ” Your bridges were burned and now it’s your turn/To cry, cry me a river.”

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