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People Can't Handle How Cringeworthy The New '50 Shades' Book 'Grey' Is

It's no secret the ladies love Christian Grey.

But if you've been missing your favorite fictional Dom since finishing up the third book in the series, I have some good news for you.

A new edition just popped up on our Grey-dar, and you might want to brace yourself -- things are about to get seriously steamy.

E.L. James just released her latest book in the "Fifty Shades" series titled "Grey: Fifty Shades of Grey As Told by Christian." This time the author gives us a glimpse into the mind of the mysterious Christian Grey by telling the sexy story from his point of view.

Although the book just hit shelves, it didn't take long for "Fifty Shades" fanatics to whip these bad boys out of their book sleeves and finish the new erotic novel in record time.

Now lots of hot and bothered readers started to expose their favorite parts of the book on social media, and apparently Grey is far racier than any of it's "Fifty Shades" predecessors.

But then again, that's shouldn't be too surprising since we are in fact getting Christian's side of the story this time.

Take a look at the pictures below to see what people are saying about the naughty new novel.

E.L. James just released,"Grey: Fifty Shades of Grey As Told by Christian," the latest book in the series...

Not from the bookstore #Grey pic.twitter.com/SVBdZlEiiI — Laters, baby! (@50Latersbaby) June 18, 2015

...and it's creating quite the BDSM buzz on social media.

So turns out #Grey is a tad judgy: "His handshake is limp, like his hair." #GreyDay — kassia st clair (@kassiastclair) June 18, 2015

Some people are just posting their reactions to the risqué read...

remember the first time you tried to talk dirty and just ended up embarrassing yourself? yeah, that's basically #grey in its entirety. — Nicole Cook (@cookiedohhhh) June 18, 2015

Which range from pleasantly amused...

He's just asked his cleaner to change the silk sheets on the playroom bed #standard #grey — Bryony Gordon (@bryony_gordon) June 18, 2015

to a bit shocked...

#grey One more chapter before bed? Yes? Wait? Are those screams of horror? Oh, that was me. Excuse me. — Sarah Wendell (@SmartBitches) June 18, 2015

...and downright horrified.

So E. L. James' latest literary monstrosity appears to contain liberal uses of the word "My cock agrees/concurs". Look it up in #Grey. — L J Liburd (@LJLiburd93) June 18, 2015

While others are giving the Internet a peek at their favorite parts of the book.

This is still my favourite section from the book. #Grey pic.twitter.com/ICEojyQfo9 — Scott Bryan (@scottygb) June 18, 2015

This time around, Christian is the one who narratives the seductive story.

#grey "She has a fresh, wholesome fragrance that reminds me of my grandfather's apple orchard…. I inhale committing her scent to memory." — Sarah Wendell (@SmartBitches) June 18, 2015

According to readers, the latest book is the raunchiest rendition of erotic fantasy novel...

There's only so much chaining and spanking and flogging a girl can take before 10.30 am #grey — Bryony Gordon (@bryony_gordon) June 18, 2015

...and the book pushes far more BDSM boundaries than any of the "50 Shades" books that came before.

"He suddenly awoke, and thought to himself: I want to insert my P into her V." - #Grey — Emma Gannon (@girllostincity) June 18, 2015

I'm not kidding.

Oh god, there's a bit where he imagines sticking peeled ginger root up her bum #grey #sorryifyoureeatingbreakfast — Bryony Gordon (@bryony_gordon) June 18, 2015

Ana sounds hotter than ever in this edition...

"She's all eyes and legs... especially legs." -- Christian Grey describing Anastasia, who is apparently some kind of Cthulhu beast. #GREY — Gavia Baker-Whitelaw (@Hello_Tailor) June 18, 2015

...and don't worry, Grey is a still a fan of easy access ensembles.

#grey "I like my women in skirts. I like them accessible." Those are words. in the book. — Sarah Wendell (@SmartBitches) June 18, 2015

I guess this book isn't everyone's cup of tea.

Distressing tea-bagging scene in #Grey pic.twitter.com/8XP8k3ya5G — Stig Abell (@StigAbell) June 18, 2015

Citations: Readers are tweeting their favourite bits from EL James new novel Grey (Mashable), E L James Grey Hits Stores (Us Weekly)