Kris Jenner Totally Destroys Kim In Epic Rant About Her 72-Day Marriage

YAAAASSSSSSS *PAUSES TO SOB UNCONTROLLABLY* OH GOD, YAS!

TELL IT, KRIS JENNER! HOW DO I STOP YELLING AND CRYING AND YELLING AND CRYING?! I CAN'T!

Ooh hoo. Ooh. Kris. Jaysus. Queen. OK.

In a new teaser for the impending season of “Keeping Up with the Kardashians,” which marks her son Rob's return to the show, Kris has had enough of everyone's bullsh*t.

When Khloé and Kim pile on criticism over their mother's decision to buy a house for Rob, telling her to “cut the cord,” Kris. Goes. Off.

Keep an eye on Kourtney when Kris unloads on Kim and Khloé, saying,

You all have to have somebody to blame and criticize… All of you can f*ck off and go think of something else to talk about. I've seen you guys through so much sh*t that you do that I have to f*cking put up with. 'I'm married for 72 days.' Really? That was normal. I mean, the sh*t that we've all gone through? You guys can do anything you want and it's OK and I'm supposed to accept it all. And I'm gonna do the same thing for him, so stop judging me.

I'M YELLING AGAIN. I CAN'T HELP IT.

MAMA KRIS, YAS, THANK YOU!

This is the realest of real family moments. This is like the time my uncle threw a whole lasagna at my other uncle's car on Mother's Day that one year because, just like JLo in her 2002 thriller, he'd had E-NOUGH.

Don't pretend you're all perfect, Kardashian sisters. We've seen your drama. You're just like us, and if you ever forget it, go ask Kris.

Citations: Oh Sh*t, Kris Jenner Just Called Out Kim For Her 72 Day-Long Marriage (Cosmopolitan)