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People Are Pissed ‘This Is Us’ Won’t Be On TV To Keep Our Minds Off The Election

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, DEMOCRACY???

Apparently, the 2016 presidential election doesn’t give a wet, flying shart whether Kevin and Olivia ever bone again.

THAT’S INSANE. HOW CAN YOU NOT BE CURIOUS, HILLARY???

Twitter agrees the culmination of the most outrageous presidential race in American history is no excuse to keep Milo Ventimiglia’s delicious, hairless chest off our screens.


No new “This Is Us” episode is easily the WORST. FREAKING. PART. of this whole damn election.


No one respects TV anymore.

TV is important. TV introduced the world to amazing public figures, like Donald Trump.


THANKS, POLITICS.

If you thought for one damn second “This Is Us” was the only show being brutally abducted from your scheduled programming tonight thanks to THE US GOVERNMENT you’re dead wrong.


Say a tearful, temporary “see ya later” to:

“Agents of Shield”

Are you kidding, Washington?! Who is going to guard the Shield if the Agents are away??? UNCONSCIONABLE.

“Chicago Fire”

I just hope you’re ready to see Chicago in ashes Wednesday morning. IN ASHES, WASHINGTON.

“Bull”

Who’s telling Michael Weatherly? Because it sure as hell isn’t me, Washington. OUTRAGEOUS.

“New Girl”

I guess we’ll all just, what? Leave a massive gap in our personal charts of Zooey Deschanel’s bang growth? You’re KILLING US, WASHINGTON.

“Dance Moms”

LOOK WHAT YOU AND YOUR BUREAUCRATIC PROSTITOTS HAVE DONE, WASHINGTON.

Someone please carry my limp body out of the Laguardia airport Au Bon Pan where I write these posts. I am too emotional.

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Taylor Ortega is a New York based writer and comedian. She performs on Wednesday nights at the PIT and co-hosts "Elite Weekly" on Facebook Live. Buy her a cheese sandwich, please. Insta: carbra_streisand
Taylor Ortega is a New York based writer and comedian. She performs on Wednesday nights at the PIT and co-hosts "Elite Weekly" on Facebook Live. Buy her a cheese sandwich, please. Insta: carbra_streisand

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