The F*cked Up Truths Behind Our Favorite Childhood Movies And Shows

The F*cked Up Truths Behind Our Favorite Childhood Movies And Shows
TV
Like Us On Facebook
Like Us On Facebook

A sad part of growing up is realizing the harsh truths of a lot of things we believed were precious and magical. When we found out Santa Claus wasn’t real, the Easter Bunny was a lie or when the Tooth Fairy was just mom skimping us with a dollar, a tiny piece of our youth fluttered away and left us a bit more resentful.

Worse than anything our parents told us is the reality we all learned about Disney once we entered high school. Around then it turns out that all those Disney movies were just the result of a bunch of perverts tripping on acid. But wait…that makes it cool. And Disney yet again held a special place in our hearts.

But these Disney “truths” are a bit harder to handle. There is something very disturbing and almost sad about learning the real facts of “The Little Mermaid” and “Cinderella.” Turns out like everything else in this world, they are just a sad and scary tale of misery and f*cked up sh*t. Try not to let these truths harden you for good.

tumblr_mu61bypWXa1skne1ro1_1280-1
tumblr_mu61bypWXa1skne1ro1_1280
tumblr_mu61bypWXa1skne1ro4_1280-1
tumblr_mu61bypWXa1skne1ro5_1280-1
tumblr_mu61bypWXa1skne1ro6_1280
tumblr_mu61bypWXa1skne1ro5_1280
tumblr_mu61bypWXa1skne1ro9_1280-1
tumblr_mu61bypWXa1skne1ro4_1280
tumblr_mu61bypWXa1skne1ro6_1280-1
tumblr_mu61bypWXa1skne1ro9_1280
tumblr_mu61bypWXa1skne1ro7_500
tumblr_mu61bypWXa1skne1ro8_1280-1
tumblr_mu61bypWXa1skne1ro8_1280

Top Photo Courtesy: Tumblr

Share Tweet
React
Like Us On Facebook
Like Us On Facebook

Lauren Martin

Lauren “LMoney” Martin grew up with one goal: to be the first woman engineer. Upon finding out there already were women engineers, and unable to pass Calc 1, she chose to study the beautiful and honorable art of advertising. After advertising proved uninspiring, she attempted a career in acting which was over before she could get on stage. And when she failed at everything else she decided to become a writer.

More In TV

TV Jen Ruiz

19 Shows From The 90s That Absolutely Need To Reunite After ‘Full House’

Everyone has 90s fever! First, “Girl Meets World“ debuts as a “Boy Meets World” spinoff. Then, it‘s announced that “The Magic School Bus“ will be releasing new episodes, giving us more Ms. Frizzle and yellow bus adventures. A few weeks ago, we learned about an impending “Saved by the Bell“ documentary, which is probably making many of us nervous. Now, we […]

TV Max Joseph

Why It Still Doesn’t Matter Whether Or Not Tony Soprano Lived

When “The Sopranos” ended in 2007 on a now-famous shot of its patriarch, Tony Soprano, sitting in a diner with his family, viewers cried foul. They were horrified by the ambiguity; they wanted to know if he lived, died or enjoyed drunkenly singing “Don’t Stop Believin’” as much as they did. The debate was resurrected […]

TV Jen Ruiz

3 Reasons Why Lauren Parsekian’s Kind Campaign Could Disarm Mean Girls Everywhere

Aaron Paul might have been a big winner at the Emmy Awards this past Monday, but the spotlight has since been shining on his wife, Lauren Parsekian. Thanks to Paul’s unexpected shout out, Parsekian’s anti-bullying organization, Kind Campaign, is receiving some much-deserved attention. In his acceptance speech for Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Drama, and in true, […]

Also On Elite

World

Newspaper Inappropriately Photoshops Image Of Boston Bombing Victim As A Gaza Victim

This crazy story definitely requires a little context. Recently, Mike Carlton, a journalist who worked for the Sydney Morning Herald, quit due to comments he made and emails he sent to readers in regards to the Israel-Palestine conflict. Carlton wrote a piece about the conflict that was accompanied by this fairly anti-Semitic cartoon: Naturally, the article and the […]

World

Students At Howard University Found The Best Way To Respond To The Ferguson Situation

The death and subsequent handling of an unarmed black man named Mike Brown in Ferguson, Missouri, prove that racism is indeed alive and well. Students at Howard University, the historically black college in Washington, DC, took this photo and posted it to  Twitter in response to the situation. With their hands raised, the students reflect the moment Brown raised […]

Women

It’s Not Us, It’s You: 5 Honest Reasons Girls C*ckblock Other Girls

It’s something men aged 14 to 40 all have in common, and it can’t be stopped. It’s the quickest way to lose your two-drink investment and instead go home to your tissue box. No game is safe when there’s a cockblock on the loose. Many men complain about falling victim to cockblocking or the greater […]

World

Ridiculous Anti-Medical Marijuana Ad Wants You To Believe That Weed Causes Date Rape

An anti-drug advertisement has gone over the top in its attempt stop the legalization of medical marijuana. Florida organization No On 2 calls marijuana “the new face of date rape” in its recent poster opposing the state’s proposed Right to Medical Marijuana Initiative 2. The group claims to be “bringing the truth about Amendment Two […]