10 Irresponsible Ways To Spend $1 Million In One Day

10 Irresponsible Ways To Spend $1 Million In One Day
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Every now and then, it’s okay to splurge – as long as you don’t go broke doing so. Often times when people are wishing they had more money in their bank accounts, they think of a cool one million dollars. Well, guess what? Having one million dollars is like having $100K this day and age. It’s almost impossible to stretch, especially if you’re living in a major city.

Think about it. You need to eat; you need somewhere to live; you’ll probably want a car; you need to pay your taxes and insurance; you’ll need to buy your mom something special on her birthday; THEN you need to find some room to splurge when you’re feeling trigger happy. Oh, and don’t forget about all of your bills, utilities and space to make bad investments. Want more proof that one million dollars isn’t much money at all? Here are ten irresponsible ways to spend $1 million in one day!

Buy two Lamborghini Aventadors, and you’re broke again.


Invest in this completely unnecessary golf set.


Buy one Bugatti Veyron.


Buy this cheesy million dollar DKNY perfume.


Get 150 pounds of marijuana.


Buy Catalina Migliorini’s virginity ($780K) and a used Ferrari 458 Italia.


Sign off on 12 Supercharged 2013 Range Rovers.


Order 500 pounds of fresh ossetra caviar.


Become a rapper and feature 2 Chainz on 10 of your songs.


Meet for coffee with Apple CEO, Tim Cook. TWICE.


Buy ONE of these Pininfarina-designed office chairs.


Order up one whole bottle of ‘Gout de Diamants’ champagne.

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Anthony Selden

Anthony is a New York-based writer and a graduate of Johnson & Wales University with a passion for exploring the cooler things in life. Always eager to inform, Anthony is the lifestyle editor at Elite Daily and is knowledgeable about pretty much anything within the walls of awesomeness: from the latest Lamborghini, to the most absurd burgers around. He also enjoys spontaneous skateboarding sessions on New York City's Upper East Side. Much like writing, it's what keeps the guy alive.

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