10 Irresponsible Ways To Spend $1 Million In One Day

10 Irresponsible Ways To Spend $1 Million In One Day
Goods
Like Us On Facebook
Like Us On Facebook

Every now and then, it’s okay to splurge – as long as you don’t go broke doing so. Often times when people are wishing they had more money in their bank accounts, they think of a cool one million dollars. Well, guess what? Having one million dollars is like having $100K this day and age. It’s almost impossible to stretch, especially if you’re living in a major city.

Think about it. You need to eat; you need somewhere to live; you’ll probably want a car; you need to pay your taxes and insurance; you’ll need to buy your mom something special on her birthday; THEN you need to find some room to splurge when you’re feeling trigger happy. Oh, and don’t forget about all of your bills, utilities and space to make bad investments. Want more proof that one million dollars isn’t much money at all? Here are ten irresponsible ways to spend $1 million in one day!

Buy two Lamborghini Aventadors, and you’re broke again.


Invest in this completely unnecessary golf set.


Buy one Bugatti Veyron.


Buy this cheesy million dollar DKNY perfume.


Get 150 pounds of marijuana.


Buy Catalina Migliorini’s virginity ($780K) and a used Ferrari 458 Italia.


Sign off on 12 Supercharged 2013 Range Rovers.


Order 500 pounds of fresh ossetra caviar.


Become a rapper and feature 2 Chainz on 10 of your songs.


Meet for coffee with Apple CEO, Tim Cook. TWICE.


Buy ONE of these Pininfarina-designed office chairs.


Order up one whole bottle of ‘Gout de Diamants’ champagne.

Share Tweet
React
Like Us On Facebook
Like Us On Facebook

Anthony Selden

Anthony is a New York-based writer and a graduate of Johnson & Wales University with a passion for exploring the cooler things in life. Always eager to inform, Anthony is the lifestyle editor at Elite Daily and is knowledgeable about pretty much anything within the walls of awesomeness: from the latest Lamborghini, to the most absurd burgers around. He also enjoys spontaneous skateboarding sessions on New York City's Upper East Side. Much like writing, it's what keeps the guy alive.

More In Goods

Goods Anthony Selden

Someone In Japan Is Making Transformers An Awesome Reality (Photos)

Good news! Transformers might be on their way to actually existing beyond the motion picture series! Japanese inventors have figured out a way to create a robot that transforms itself from a small car into a decently-sized Transformer replica. It’s called the “J-deite quarter” and it’s pretty awesome to see in action! According to Daily Mail, […]

Goods Gillian Fuller

Sneakers Covered In Poop Emoji Are The Sh*t For Fall (Photos)

Ladies, if you think your man has a sh*tty sense of style, then you should buy him BetaBrand’s newest Franklin high tops to improve his sartorial skills and make his wardrobe a bit sh*ttier. Make sense? Let me explain. The shoes are covered in the teeny, tiny, poop emoji organized in a geometric pattern, and — even though it’s, […]

Also On Elite

Life

Stay Committed: Why It’s Time To Stop Ditching Your Friends

I got the Facebook invitation a few days before the event: “Come celebrate my engagement!” I didn’t think twice before clicking the “Accept” button and boom! Just like that, I had made Friday plans. It was that easy. But now, it’s 8:30 pm on the big night, and I’m cuddling with a vat of popcorn […]

Humor

Guy Eats Sh*t By Running Into Lamp Post While Taking A Selfie (Video)

While using a selfie stick, you must always remember to either a.) stand still, or b.) watch where you’re going. If you’re taking selfies with a selfie stick while moving and not paying attention to where you’re going, there’s a good chance you’ll end up in a situation you’d prefer not to catch on camera — […]

Life

Anxious Wanderer: 4 Reasons Why Travel Just Might Help Us Cope With Anxieties

One of the worst aspects of anxiety is the ability to take something seemingly innocuous and make it exceedingly more complex and fear-inducing than at all reasonable. Talking to strangers or calling to set up appointments can lead to sweating, heart palpitations and nausea. Leaving the house? An opportunity to get lost in a downward […]

World

Scientists In Turkey Think They May Have Discovered Dracula’s Dungeon

Turkish archaeologists have discovered two dungeons where Prince Vlad Tepes III, who inspired character the Count Dracula, was said to be held captive. According to the Hurriyet Daily News, the prison cells were found in Tokat Castle in addition to food cubes, an open terrace and a secret tunnel. The Ottomans were said to have imprisoned […]