It is safe to say that throughout time the kind of events that transpire on an average night in a typical nightclub have changed dramatically. Not too long ago, the experience had a few simple objectives: dance, drink, listen to weird music, flaunt your good looks and outfits before finding an attractive partner to copulate with.
In today’s world, going out to a club is a lot more complicated than one would think due to all the mishaps that can arise after encountering some of the more frequent annoyances that never cease to sneak up on us on any given night.
The most fun part about going out to a club now consists of conquering whatever went wrong and almost ruined your good time in the process. It’s almost like a double edged sword, sure it is all fun and games during the moment but the next morning when you truly reflect on what happened you just say to yourself “what the fuck was I thinking?” or “how the hell did I get into that mess?”
Let’s break down some of these annoying instances that make having a fun night like in the days of old a truly impossible feat.
10. The YOLO girl
Both genders are at fault for this. This is not Spring Break in Daytona beach circa 1999. There is no reason why any girl needs to take her heels off in a club and bear her disgusting toes and her chipped manicure. I don’t care how much your feet hurt, just stop, it’s not attractive. If your heels hurt, how about not wearing them?
This isn’t the beach. Guys, on the other hand, love to unbutton their shirts throughout the evening. Every hour another button goes down as if they were an Abercrombie model. Newsflash: Your P90X body is not going to get you laid, douche bag.
1. The bathroom attendant
In no rule book does it say that I have to give you 5 dollars to hand me a towel, squirt some Costco soap in my hand and give me a breath mint.
Maybe you should bring that up to congress during the fiscal cliff conversation. Your job is very simple: you get tipped only when people need to use the bathroom to have sex when you become a gatekeeper, looking out for their embarrassment. Now that deserves some compensation.
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