All Gold Everything: The Most Ridiculous Gold Items You Can Buy In The World

All Gold Everything: The Most Ridiculous Gold Items You Can Buy In The World
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Gold all in my chain, gold all in my ring, gold all in my watch. Don’t believe me just watch. You know the rest… If diamonds are a girl’s best friend then gold is every guy’s mistress.

There is something about it that just commands that power and swag like nothing else can. Whether it be some jewelry or a timepiece, you will surely separate yourself from the pedestrians and stunt on these hoes.

And while moderation is always key, we have seen numerous occasions where people go a little overboard with the whole lifestyle and splurge. Sure it can get a bit ridiculous, but at the end of the day, they are still flexing so who are we to judge?

It’s truly amazing how any and all useless items or gadgets can be given a golden remix and turned out for the simple purpose of opulence. For thousands of years this has been the one of the standards for prosperity and judging by these 10 items, it will continue to be the same for a thousand years to come.

Golden iPad 2 ($189,125)

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Sure you can have an iPad, but who’s trying to rock that old sh*t anymore? With 2,000 grams of 24-carat gold, and even some diamonds, this Apple product will run you almost $200,000. But with 4G speeds and 5G swag, there is no reason not to cop this work of art.

The only downside? It weighs like five pounds. Don’t drop that sh*t!


Versace Gold-Plated AK-47 ($9,000)

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This luxurious photo was spotted on The Rich Kids of Instagram feed – figures. A $9,000 AK-47 assault rifle plated in Versace gold. A bunch of other sunglasses and watches were tossed around in the background. No big deal.


Gold Mercedes Benz G-Wagon ($300,000)

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The 2012 gold Mercedes Benz G-Class ranks 7 out of 10 Luxury Large SUVs. This ranking is based on our analysis of 53 published reviews and test drives of the Mercedes Benz G-Class, and our analysis of reliability and safety data. Nearly every reviewer says that the 2012 Mercedes-Benz G-Class’ strange combination of unbeatable off-road performance, top-notch build quality and unique looks gives it a spot in their dream garage.


The Golden Toilet ($10 Million)

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What has been conceptualized over thousands of years can finally be yours. There is no greater throne in any home than the dookie lean chair. Treat your cheeks with the utmost respect by dropping a deuce on this $10 million golden loo. Now this will impress the ladies.


The The Golden Casket

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Nothing says ballin’ like showing up to the afterlife with your ceiling missing. And in this remarkable 24k gold coffin, you will surely be scooping all of the ghost cheeks in the spot.

Designed by Art Funeral, Italy, this casket will cost you $400,000. A small price to pay to floss your way into decay!


The Golden Pencil

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You can take notes but you ain’t in school no more, dog. Daisung Kim, a Korean designer, came out with this opulent 24k gold writing utensil for people who are trying to stunt at school or meetings.

Add this with the sharpener box made of gold as well and no one will be able to take down information like you. No one!


The Gold-Plated X-Box 360

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This has to be the ultimate accessory for all of Generation-Y. Sure there is the all black X-Box 360 Elite, but what about the remix? This gold-plated console is what all of the rappers have, so why don’t you?

Sure it only does the same things every other X-Box does, but who cares? It’s too damn fly! And well worth it.


The Golden Shirt ($250,000)

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Indian businessman, Datta Phuge of Pune, has a high taste for luxury goods. So when coming up with a new piece to dazzle the ladies, he decided that the best way to invest his money is to have himself a gold t-shirt made. He got that idea straight from Business 101.

“After extensive research on the design and the look of the piece, I decided to give it an armor-like appearance,” said designer Tejpal Ranka. 14,000 golden flowerings and 100,000 spangles were sewn onto a white velvet base fabric that set the businessman back $25,000.

“I know I am not the best looking man in the world but surely no woman could fail to be dazzled by this shirt?” he said.


The Elite iPhone 5 ($15 Million)

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It literally does not get more expensive than this. The case alone is worth $300,000 and that’s just with the crystals. The solid-gold chassis has been crafted by hand to ensure optimal waviness. The home button is the kicker though.

With 26 carats of diamonds embedded in it, it brings the price to a cool 14.5 million. Imagine dropping this damn thing.


The Golden Naked Girl

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The ultimate luxury. What better way to celebrate your life’s achievements than by having a 85% naked young woman draped in 14 carat gold. It is the perfect complement to any man and the Elite choice for the gold standard. It’s safe to say you will have the golden tip once you’re done with this extravagant piece of luxury.

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