If Brands Were Honest, These Are What Their Logos And Slogans Would Be (Photos)

As you may already know, there’s a Tumblr page dedicated to just about everything that exists. On this edition of cool Tumblr accounts, we’re looking at Honest Slogans.

The page is operated by an unknown, skilled photoshop artist.

The logos and slogans of well-known companies are altered and replaced with what they should really say based on their overall performance and reputation as a company.

Check out the altered slogans below!

Best Buy: Try it out before buying it on Amazon


Apple: $2,000 Facebook machines


Nature Valley Granola Bars: Crumbs Everywhere


Toyota: Moving forward, unintentionally


Kool-Aid: Sugar-Water


Go Daddy.com: Where’d everybody go?


MTV: ______ Television


YouTube: Don’t read the comments


Abode Acrobat: Would you like to update?


Lego: The Bane of your foot’s existence


FedEx: It’s probably broken


Target: Walmart for the middle class


Xbox Live: Find out who your mother’s been sleeping with


Q-Tips Cotton Swabs: You use them in your ears even though we say not to


McDonald’s: Because you only have $4


Waffle House: It’s 2am and you’re drunk


Nike: Just buy it


America Online: Need a CD frisbee?


Hot Pockets: Every bite is a different temperature


Google: Just try using another search engine


PayPal: Because you have to


Keystone Light: Stay sober during beer pong


Ben & Jerry’s: Eat away your feelings


Vicks NyQuil: Slip into a nice coma for few hours


Pepsi: When there’s no Coke


Hidden Valley The Original Ranch: Makes vegetables bad for you


CapriSun All Natural: Careful not to poke a hole through the back


Google+: Google Wave 2.0


Chick-Fil-A: We didn’t invent the chicken, just a teenage girl on Facebook


50 Shades of Gray: Sex, Sex, Sex


Instagram: Mask bad photos with filters


Crest 3D White White Strips: Teeth so white, they can’t dance


Pizza Hut: We have a salad bar for some reason


Bugles: Edible finger swords


Super Bowl XLVII: Blackout


LinkedIn: Connect with people for no reason at all


Sriracha: Always worth the pain


Cosmopolitan: Sex quizzes, sex tips, sex facts


Men’s Health: Every issues promises perfect abs


Candy Crush Saga: The game version of pure cocaine


Motel 6: We’ll leave the light on for you because you’re probably in a sketchy neighborhood


AMC: Just ignore Low Winter Sun

Photos courtesy of Honest Slogans: What People Really Think, H/t Ad Week

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It’s no secret Rob has been a part of the Elite Daily team since day one. Having teleported from the bustling city of New York to sunny SoCal, he now sets his sights on expanding the voice of generation Y.
It’s no secret Rob has been a part of the Elite Daily team since day one. Having teleported from the bustling city of New York to sunny SoCal, he now sets his sights on expanding the voice of generation Y.

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