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Decoding: What People Say When They Are Out

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Preston Waters

Throughout our numerous days of club hopping in various countries we’ve encountered almost every phrase uttered in the history of nightlife. In our rookie days we were unaware of what it all meant, but through trial and error we unveiled the decoded meanings of the things people say after 12am. Some of these phrases are decoded from a mens perceptive and some from a women’s perceptive were sure you’ll catch on. 

“I’ll meet you there soon”

Decoded-“I’ll meet you there as soon as I’m done showering, getting dressed, eating and debating if I even wish to venture out.”

or

Decoded-“I’ll meet you there if the girl I’m with decides not to come home with me tonight. You’re my plan B.”

“The bartenders here love me”

Decoded-“The bartenders here love my money and I tip very well”

“Coat check is mandatory”

Decoded-“We’re having trouble breaking even”

“Lets take some shots”

Decoded-“I hope to get you drunk enough to come home with me tonight”

“I’m so drunk right now”

Decoded-“I have no better topic of conversation and I’m desperate for attention”

“Ew this crowd is so bad”

Decoded-“I feel terribly out of place and inferior amongst this crowd”

“Lets go to Greenhouse?”

Decoded-“I’ve always wanted to date a rapper!”

“Lets go to 1oak?”

Decoded-“Are you getting a table and willing to spend 5,000?!”

“I think I’m going to call it a night”

Decoded-“I think I will call my ex for a late night passionate romp”

“I need to get up so early tomorrow”

Decoded-“We should head to my apartment and get this out of the way sooner than later”

“Lets get wasted to tonight”

Decoded-“I’m currently unemployed and lack major responsibilities”

“Does anyone have a ID I can use”

Decoded-“I’ll cry if I’m the only one denied entry”

“Do you party?”

Decoded-“I’m checking to see if you are just as crazy as I am so we can be good friends.”

“I think I’m going to throw up”

Decoded-“I know I’m going to throw up”

“I think I just got roofied”

Decoded-“I can’t handle my liquor thus this is the only viable excuse”

“Who’s got molly on them?”

Decoded-” I’m trying to roll FACE”

“This was fun, we should hang out more”

Decoded-“I hope our sexual experience extends beyond this one night stand so I don’t feel bad about myself”

“Do you want to come back to my place?”

Decoded-“Hey, would you like to partake in so horrid, rhythmless drunken sex tonight? Possibly do a walk of shame after? Cab’s on me!”

“I can’t find my credit card”

Decoded-“You’re paying for this cab”

“Your minimum is 5,000 for a table”

Decoded-“You’re not Elite quality and thus I am initially compelled to deny you entry to this venue. Nonetheless, if you are willing to pay 5,000 I might be willing to permit you to pass me.”

“You can’t have sex in this bathroom”

Decoded-“If you would have tipped me better perhaps I would have turned a blind eye to this”

“I get a table here every week, you should come out with us”

Decoded-“I’m a promoter”

Elite.

Preston Waters

Preston Waters

Editor

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