America. What defines us as a country may not exactly be what outsiders assume. Sure we can be assholes from time to time and sure a lot of us are fat. But if there’s one thing we have never stood for, it’s being boring.
Americans do it big no matter what it is. We are loud, obnoxious and really don’t give a flying f*ck. For better or for worse, this is who we are as a nation and on Fourth of July, we want you to celebrate it!
Our lifestyles are a direct reflection of all of this and what better way to pay homage than by indulging in some extra crispy barbecue and some extra supple boobs? It is these two pillars which are country was founded upon as this what we should continue to strive for.
So sit back, crack open a 40 ounce, light your blunts and let’s celebrate our country’s independence the right way! If you aren’t grilling some meats or sucking on some titties today, then you’re really doing it all wrong. Happy Fourth everybody!