The Foods To Die For That Will Probably Kill You

The Foods To Die For That Will Probably Kill You
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Deep down inside we are all truly fatasses. Whether or not you admit it is up to you but no matter what, one thing is for certain; you are probably hungry as shit right now.

And if you are Elite and are tired of the regular and mundane then we have just the inspiration you need. I’m talking about the most whacked out, sinful, so wrong that it’s right and amazing grub that you can imagine. These are the foods to die for that will probably kill you.


15. Chocolate Covered Bacon Maple Donut Bar

14. Chicken Siracha Burger

13. Bacon and Egg Pancake Sandwhich

12. Snickers French Toast

11. Macaroni Bacon Hot Dog

10. Waffle Nachos

9. Spam Wontons

8. Bacon-Infused Onion Rings

7. Deep-Fried Pancakes

6. Bacon Mug… Filled With Cheese

5. Nutella Marshmallow Pizza

4. Pizza Burrito

3. Bacon-Wrapped Skewer Burger

2. Fried Chicken Waffle Sandwhich… With Bacon

1. Bacon Shell Taco

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