The Signs You Know She’s Ridiculously Expensive

The Signs You Know She’s Ridiculously Expensive
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So you met a girl who seems cool enough to consider dating. You’re going to need to figure out if this girl is expensive, and by expensive, we mean high maintenance. You know, the type of girl that needs to eat the most expensive thing at the restaurant every single time she’s out. The type of girl that won’t attend certain events, unless she’s sitting court side or in the VIP section. The tricky thing about a high maintenance girl is that she may not even be rich herself.

She might just be a regular girl who doesn’t come from money, but still thinks it’s okay to expect pricey trips to Sardinia for no apparent reason. Similar to a bougie girl, but not exactly. Sometimes, she does come from money, and that’s when it’s worse because without you, she can still get whatever the hell she wants. She thinks it’s completely normal to ask guys personal financial questions just to foresee what kind of future she may or may not have with him…within the first ten minutes of meeting!

You’re going to want to steer clear of these kinds of girls. Sure, they’re beautiful, and they might even have an infectious bubbly personality, which makes them ‘beautiful on the inside’, but at the end of the day, she’ll be the reason you didn’t ‘do so well’ last quarter.  Here are the signs you know she’s ridiculously expensive.

She asks you what kind of car you drive before even considering dinner with you.


Her sneakers cost more than your ex-girlfriend’s only pair of Louboutins.

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Her hand bag costs more than one month’s rent, and you live in NYC.


Her mom is expensive.


She won’t go to dinner with you unless she knows exactly what restaurant you’re eating at.


Her passport is more inked up than JR Smith, yet she has no job. (This could also mean she’s a trip whore. Be careful.)


She orders the most expensive thing on the menu, even if she’s allergic to it and doesn’t eat it.


Her watch is better than yours, and you’re a guy.


Her parents own a Hamptons house, which means you better own one, too.

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She can name ten or more super cars without Googling them.


She walks into her unpaid internship wearing sh*t you’d only see at a Paris Fashion Week event.


Her recent updates on Facebook consist of her on a beach, even though it’s the middle of January.


She’s attended The Yacht Week.

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Unless they’re court side (or suite level), she ain’t goin’.


She Googles your job position and field to research your yearly salary after taxes.


She can name every brand of clothing you have on and tally up the approximate total of what everything costs.

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Anthony Selden

Anthony is a New York-based writer and a graduate of Johnson & Wales University with a passion for exploring the cooler things in life. Always eager to inform, Anthony is the lifestyle editor at Elite Daily and is knowledgeable about pretty much anything within the walls of awesomeness: from the latest Lamborghini, to the most absurd burgers around. He also enjoys spontaneous skateboarding sessions on New York City's Upper East Side. Much like writing, it's what keeps the guy alive.

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