If there's one thing we can all learn from the movie "Superbad," it's that dick-shaped food is always the best kind of food.
Case in point: The NSFW sweets being served up by Yummy Hero at the steamy 626 Night Market in California.
Yep, if you're looking to indulge with the D, this dessert vendor actually makes penis-shaped cakes called D-Cake that even come with a squirt of white icing for delicious authenticity.
If cocky confections aren't the type of food porn you're lusting after, don't worry. This insane food market is pretty much a hipster food paradise filled with an endless array of mouthwatering eats that are anything but mainstream.
Yep, from Fruity Pebble-clad churro sundaes and rainbow grilled cheese to bacon wrapped in fairy floss and drinks served in lightbulbs, this glorious food festival has all sorts of snacks guaranteed to give you all the feels.
Check out the pictures below to see some of the amazing frankenfood creations at this food festival.
If you're in the mood to get a little frisky with your food...