Join The Mile High Club For $7K
If you’re not part of the Mile High Club by now, don’t worry its not too late. Britain’s first luxury Mile High Club airline, Wish Airlines, lets you get kinky in mid-air with their new travel packages!
Although Valentine’s Day has fortunately passed us by, this is still a great opportunity to get passed all of the bullsh*t and aim straight for the good stuff. What better place to do that than on a plane?
Wish also lets you pick out some romantic amenities like fresh roses and champagne aboard your flight. You can also pick out love songs by Barry White to serve as cabin music while on your voyage to join the Mile High Club – all of this for just $7,500.oo USD.
In fact you can ask for customizations such as “silky pillows, luxurious linen with an erotically high thread count, soft lighting and scattered rose petals,” and an open bar, but only for two.
For fliers that wish to get naughty, Wish airlines encourages it all the way. Don’t do anything we wouldn’t do. Happy flying!
Tom Cooper | Elite.