Man Uses Absurdly Random Items To Fill In The Other Half Of His Beard (Photos)

Hopping on the hipster bandwagon and rocking a badass beard is a big commitment.

Growing out your facial hair takes a lot of time and effort, so you really can't get away with doing a half-assed job.

Unless, of course, you are Adriano Alarcon.

After growing out his luscious facial locks for months, this art director from São Paolo did the unthinkable: He shaved off half of his glorious hipster beard in the name of art.

But hey, I guess that's better than hacking off an ear, right?

For his project, Fifty Fifty Selfie Barber Shop, Alarcon used his half beardless face as a blank canvas and filled the baby smooth side of his face with variety of random objects to complete his quirky facial 'dos. 

His hairy photo series addresses trending topics such as selfies and beards, and it looks pretty hilarious.

After growing a big beard, Adriano Alarcon shaved half his face.

Some people find it a bit puzzling he would do this...

...especially since he spent like half of the Jurassic period growing that bad boy to the perfect length.

But, don't bug out...

...he's actually not bad at shaving.

It's just part of his latest art project called Fifty Fifty Selfie Barber Shop.

He replaces half of his facial hair with hilarious objects.

 Some might think his bald spots look a bit tacky...

...but surprisingly, babes totally dig his funny facial 'dos.

It's way easier to sneak snacks into the theater when you hide them on your face.

He always has an army to keep his beard covered.

Everyone wants a piece of this hairy hunk.

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