The 20 Alternate ‘Yeezus’ CD Covers Kanye West Should’ve Used

The 20 Alternate ‘Yeezus’ CD Covers Kanye West Should’ve Used
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Let us say: Kanye screwed up the album cover for ‘Yeezus.’ Come on, admit it. Sure, he took a different approach and tried to go minimal, as opposed to overboard, which a lot of artists unintentionally do these days. But at the end of the day, it’s just a piece of red orange tape, and no one knows what it means.

Yeah, it’s become iconic, and if you show it to someone who knows nothing, they can probably still tell you it’s a copy of ‘Yeezus.’ That’s just good marketing being good marketing.

There are a bunch of other things Kanye could have put on the cover instead of a naked CD and a sticker. If you heard anything from the album, you’ll understand this.

If you haven’t, there are still some familiar items that’ll make sense to you! Check out the 20 most luxurious things Kanye should’ve made his ‘Yeezus’ album cover.

20. A ‘damn massage’

a-damn-massage

19. His ‘other other Benz’

benz

18. Virgin blood…on the leaves

blood-on-the-leaves

17. A diamond compass

compass

16. A ‘damn croissant’

croissant

15. A Bentley, a diamond chain and fur coat

fur-coat

14. A Hampton blouse

hampton-blouse

13. A $150 white ‘Hip Hop T-Shirt’ from his APC x Kanye collection

hip-hop-t-shirt

12. A Yeezus piece

jesus-piece

11. Taylor Swift’s Kaufman Franco dress from the 2009 VMAs

kaufman-franco-dress-swift

10. Kim

kim-k

9. His scratched Lamborghini Aventador

lamborghini-aventador

8. A Louis Vuitton bag from the ‘Louis Vuitton Don’ era

louis-vuitton

7. Maybach keys

maybach-keys

6. A pink polo

pink-polo-shirt

5. A Lamborghini Countach

red-lamborghini-countach

4. A scratched Corolla

scratch-corolla

3. Sweet and sour sauce (it’s all you need)

sweet-and-sour-sauce

2. Red Yeezys

yeezy

1. Magna Carta Holy Grail

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Anthony Selden

Anthony is a New York-based writer and a graduate of Johnson & Wales University with a passion for exploring the cooler things in life. Always eager to inform, Anthony is the lifestyle editor at Elite Daily and is knowledgeable about pretty much anything within the walls of awesomeness: from the latest Lamborghini, to the most absurd burgers around. He also enjoys spontaneous skateboarding sessions on New York City's Upper East Side. Much like writing, it's what keeps the guy alive.

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