100-Year-Old Grandma Wants Nothing But ‘The Dick’ For Her Birthday (Video)

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How old do you have to be to stop loving the dick? Apparently even 100-year-old women still love it.

In this blooper news reel, a great-grandmother won’t stop telling a reporter how much she loves the dick. It doesn’t matter what the question is, she still has the same sexual response. Whether she has a warped sense of humor for her age, or she’s genuinely the oldest nymph in history, this 100-year-old interview makes for a hilarious video.

Who wouldn’t want to have a couple of drinks and party with this dinosaur?

Who knows, maybe you’d get drunk enough to even give her the dick (just kidding!)….

To the next 100 years!

(via Upprox)

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Tyler Gildin

Tyler Gildin is an NYC-based Stand Up Comedian and the Humor Editor at Elite Daily. He is a Television Radio Film graduate from Syracuse University and performs at clubs and colleges all over the country. He’s been written up and interviewed in publications including Newsday, CBS New York, AOL Patch and SiriusXM Mad Dog Radio. He once forgot to wear his underwear to school in 4th grade, and his mom came and brought them for him in a manila envelope. His teacher opened it in front of the class.

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