The 14 Things Short Girls Will Never Be Able To Do

The 14 Things Short Girls Will Never Be Able To Do
LOL Lists
Like Us On Facebook
Like Us On Facebook

We love women and believe that they are all beautiful and unique in their own special way. However there is no denying that some are just a little more extraordinary than others.

As cruel as it sounds some girls have certain advantages that others don’t and height is right at the top of the list. Tall girls are sexier and that’s a proven fact of life.

They are able to do more things, go more places and accomplish much more than their miniature counterparts. This is a harsh reality but an eye-opening truth. These are the 14 things short girls will never be able to do.


14. They can’t see shit at concerts.

13. They can’t go into the deep end of the pool.

12. They can’t wear flats without looking like a child.

11. They suck at basketball, volleyball and track (or any sport really).

10. They can’t sit on a stool and touch the ground at the same time.

9. They can never be runway models.

8. They don’t look good on the red carpet.

7. They will never be able to step foot in Provocateur.

6. They can’t effectively 69.

5. They can never be Miss Universe.

4. They don’t look sexy hopping out of a Ferrari.

3. They can’t see anyone in the club without standing on the couch.

2. They are only accepted in Miami.

1. They can’t get a train ran on them without two dudes getting uncomfortably close

Top Photo Credit: Getty Images

Share Tweet
React
Like Us On Facebook
Like Us On Facebook

Julian Sonny

From the sandy beaches of Hawaii, to the streets of New York: Julian has seen it all. His lifetime of travels has given him a broad scope of knowledge and an eclectic taste unlike any other in the tri-state area. Julian has often been compared to cultural icon, The Rock, because of his unequivocal work ethic and warrior-like stature.

More In LOL Lists

LOL Lists Lauren Martin

What The Instrument You Quit In Middle School Says About You

There are few memories we can look back on from our middle school and high school years that bring us joy. Most of them are full of shame, regret and self-loathing. And a few are just f*cking embarrassing. While we all have our own collection of horrible, humiliating and sickening moments, there are a few, […]

LOL Lists Connor Toole

20 Kids Whose Parents Had Way Too Much Fun Dressing Them Up For Halloween

Over the past few years, there’s been a noticeable trend around Halloween where parents post pictures of their children dressed up in costumes they couldn’t possibly appreciate and that they definitely didn’t ask for. When I say “children” in this situation, I’m referring to kids who are capable of having and sharing conscious thought. If […]

LOL Lists Connor Toole

17 Jack-O-Lanterns That Tried So Hard But Failed (Photos)

It’s October, which means that whatever screen you view things on is about to be filled with picture after picture of pumpkins carved by people who spent way too much time mastering a skill that’s only useful for a couple of weeks every year. In the past, you could carve a few triangles and a […]

LOL Lists Connor Toole

14 Snapchats From Your Favorite Horror Movie Villains (Photos)

There are two weeks left until Halloween, and if you haven’t already gotten sick of all the holiday-related list, articles and videos, just give it a little bit of time — you’ll be begging for Christmas carols and corny commercials before you can say “commercialization.” I’m a big fan of horror movies, and considering a […]

Also On Elite

World

Scientists Have Succesfully Grown Human Intestines Inside Of Mice

Scientists have successfully grown human intestines in mice, an extremely crucial step in understanding conditions that affect the organ. The team, led by Michael Helmrath of the Cincinnati Children’s Hospital Medical Center, took human cells and converted them into a special type of stem cell that can turn into any kind of human tissue. Intestinal tissue […]

Sports

NFL’s Proceeds From Pink Apparel Apparently Do Not Go To Cancer Research

The proceeds the NFL receives from selling apparel for its Pink October Breast Cancer awareness campaign do not go toward research for an actual cure for the disease. The league’s use of campaign profits to support other, less effective initiatives shows a severe lack of understanding of how to properly help the cause. That is the […]

World

NYC Tops The List Of Cities With The Most Billionaires (Photo)

If the city of New York seems particularly ritzy, that’s because it’s home to the highest number of billionaires in the world. According to the annual Billionaire Census performed by research firm Wealth-X, the city that never sleeps is leading the world, boasting 103 billionaires. Moscow is 18 billionaires behind. Wealth-X says that cities become attractive […]

Film

Couple Announces Pregnancy In A Spot-On Wes Anderson Parody (Video)

I’ve got one simple piece of advice for all the prospective parents out there: Don’t be these people. Married couple Jacky Shu and Ben Snyder recently found out they have a little bundle of joy on the way. In order to announce this to the world, they made a Wes Anderson parody video. The video includes Anderson’s […]

Life

Do You: Why Who We Choose To Be Is Ultimately Who We Really Are

It’s easy to say you are a product of circumstance, and it’s easy to define yourself according to your past. My parents did this, and I responded this way; my school taught me this, and I responded like that, etc. It’s easy to define yourself by what created you. We are so immersed in our […]