The 14 Things Short Girls Will Never Be Able To Do

The 14 Things Short Girls Will Never Be Able To Do
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We love women and believe that they are all beautiful and unique in their own special way. However there is no denying that some are just a little more extraordinary than others.

As cruel as it sounds some girls have certain advantages that others don’t and height is right at the top of the list. Tall girls are sexier and that’s a proven fact of life.

They are able to do more things, go more places and accomplish much more than their miniature counterparts. This is a harsh reality but an eye-opening truth. These are the 14 things short girls will never be able to do.


14. They can’t see shit at concerts.

13. They can’t go into the deep end of the pool.

12. They can’t wear flats without looking like a child.

11. They suck at basketball, volleyball and track (or any sport really).

10. They can’t sit on a stool and touch the ground at the same time.

9. They can never be runway models.

8. They don’t look good on the red carpet.

7. They will never be able to step foot in Provocateur.

6. They can’t effectively 69.

5. They can never be Miss Universe.

4. They don’t look sexy hopping out of a Ferrari.

3. They can’t see anyone in the club without standing on the couch.

2. They are only accepted in Miami.

1. They can’t get a train ran on them without two dudes getting uncomfortably close

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