The 20 GIFs That Perfectly Explain Your Time In College

The 20 GIFs That Perfectly Explain Your Time In College
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The 20 GIFs That Perfectly Explain Your Time In College

For all of our friends who are in the middle of another shitty year of college… we feel for you. The classes can be monotonous and the parties can get old.

By the end of the year you will surely be burnt out and dying for sleep. But just hang in there and keep pushing! These are the 20 GIFs that perfectly explain your year in college.

Chirs Quinn | Elite.
Image via @ChloeSlade

  • 20. How you feel right before you leave to school.

  • 19. When you're a freshman and try to say what up to a senior.

  • 18. After your first college pre game.

  • 17. Trying to stay up all night for finals.

  • 16. When someone asks you how you did on finals.

  • 15. When you finally decide you don't give a fuck about your grades.

  • 14. Girls after their meal plan runs out.

  • 13. The scene right before your first threesome.

  • 12. Every time you get back to your dorm.

  • 11. Before pledging to a frat.

  • 10. Every frat bro you ever meet.

  • 9. What you should be doing in your dorm every night.

  • 8. What you're actually doing.

  • 7. That weird townie you always get high with.

  • 6. How hungry you are after blazing with him.

  • 5. You in every class.

  • 4. When you realize your grades are pure shit.

  • 3. How you cope with it.

  • 2. The only thing girls really learn.

  • 1. When you realize you learned absolutely nothing in college.

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