‘I Swear, This Is My Last Time': The 20 Times You Almost Quit Smoking Weed

‘I Swear, This Is My Last Time': The 20 Times You Almost Quit Smoking Weed
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We’ve all experienced at least one prophetic moment when we tell ourselves that we are done smoking weed. That’s it, no more, I’m done…Of course, that moment is usually fleeting and soon forgotten, fluttering into a distant memory as soon as the guy to left passes you the joint again.

But for that one moment, you saw things very clearly. You were sure to God that you would never smoke again. You knew that your life had to change.

As we get older and life starts getting harder and faster (that’s what she said), these moments of shame seem to occur more often. So here’s a list of then 20 times you almost quit smoking.

When You Had Too Many Edibles

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When You Got Lost In Amsterdam

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When You Find Out The Job You Want Requires A Drug Test

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When You Tried Smoking Before Work

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When You Start Working Out Again For The First Time

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When People Tell You That You Smell Like Weed But You Haven’t Smoked Today

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When You Realize Your Lack Of Fine Motor Skills

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When You Wake Up Next To A McDonald’s Bag

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When Your Little Sister Asks Why You Are Always Squinting

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When You’re Spending More Money On Weed Than On Groceries

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When You’re Irritable Because You Haven’t Smoked

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When Someone Calls You A Hippie

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When You Broke Your Bong

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 When You Can’t Go Anywhere Without Red Eye

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 When You’re Sober And See The People You’ve Been Smoking With

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When You Know More Than Your Dealer

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When Finding Bud Is Your Top Priority

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When You Start Hating Everyone

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When You Take Food To A Restaurant

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When You Got Arrested

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