We’ve all experienced at least one prophetic moment when we tell ourselves that we are done smoking weed. That’s it, no more, I’m done…Of course, that moment is usually fleeting and soon forgotten, fluttering into a distant memory as soon as the guy to left passes you the joint again.
But for that one moment, you saw things very clearly. You were sure to God that you would never smoke again. You knew that your life had to change.
As we get older and life starts getting harder and faster (that’s what she said), these moments of shame seem to occur more often. So here’s a list of then 20 times you almost quit smoking.
When You Had Too Many Edibles
When You Got Lost In Amsterdam
When You Find Out The Job You Want Requires A Drug Test
When You Tried Smoking Before Work
When You Start Working Out Again For The First Time
When People Tell You That You Smell Like Weed But You Haven’t Smoked Today
When You Realize Your Lack Of Fine Motor Skills
When You Wake Up Next To A McDonald’s Bag
When Your Little Sister Asks Why You Are Always Squinting
When You’re Spending More Money On Weed Than On Groceries
When You’re Irritable Because You Haven’t Smoked
When Someone Calls You A Hippie
When You Broke Your Bong
When You Can’t Go Anywhere Without Red Eye
When You’re Sober And See The People You’ve Been Smoking With
When You Know More Than Your Dealer
When Finding Bud Is Your Top Priority
When You Start Hating Everyone
When You Take Food To A Restaurant
When You Got Arrested