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‘I Swear, This Is My Last Time': The 20 Times You Almost Quit Smoking Weed

Lauren Martin

We’ve all experienced at least one prophetic moment when we tell ourselves that we are done smoking weed. That’s it, no more, I’m done…Of course, that moment is usually fleeting and soon forgotten, fluttering into a distant memory as soon as the guy to left passes you the joint again.

But for that one moment, you saw things very clearly. You were sure to God that you would never smoke again. You knew that your life had to change.

As we get older and life starts getting harder and faster (that’s what she said), these moments of shame seem to occur more often. So here’s a list of then 20 times you almost quit smoking.

When You Had Too Many Edibles


When You Got Lost In Amsterdam


When You Find Out The Job You Want Requires A Drug Test


When You Tried Smoking Before Work


When You Start Working Out Again For The First Time


When People Tell You That You Smell Like Weed But You Haven’t Smoked Today


When You Realize Your Lack Of Fine Motor Skills


When You Wake Up Next To A McDonald’s Bag


When Your Little Sister Asks Why You Are Always Squinting


When You’re Spending More Money On Weed Than On Groceries


When You’re Irritable Because You Haven’t Smoked


When Someone Calls You A Hippie


When You Broke Your Bong


 When You Can’t Go Anywhere Without Red Eye


 When You’re Sober And See The People You’ve Been Smoking With


When You Know More Than Your Dealer


When Finding Bud Is Your Top Priority


When You Start Hating Everyone


When You Take Food To A Restaurant


When You Got Arrested

Lauren Martin

Editor

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