25 Fortune Cookies For Gen-Y This Chinese New Year

25 Fortune Cookies For Gen-Y This Chinese New Year
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Happy Chinese New Year!

Today marks the beginning of the 15-day celebration of the Chinese New Year, as we reflect on the close of the year of the water snake and welcome the start of the year of the wooden horse. Nay!

In honor of the traditional Chinese holiday and the beginning of the new year, we bring you some fortune cookie wise words for the members of Generation-Y. Where better to get advice than from your local Chinese restaurant?

Here are 25 Gen-Y fortune cookies this Chinese New Year:

For the sexually active…

1_

When it comes to your grandparents…

25_

When it comes to Molly…

24_

When it comes to our emotions…

23

When it comes to #TBT…

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For the “entrepreneurs”…

21_

For the Facebook over-sharers…

20_

Facts are facts…

19_

For the disloyal ones…

18_

No more duck faces…

17_

For the social media obsessed…

16_

For the ones always concerned with Internet connection…

15_

For those who post too many photos…

14_

For those who need to take a step back…

13_

Your dream come true…

12_

Words to live by…

11

Stop checking your phone…

9_

Words from Miley…

8_

For those too concerned with posting…

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For the heavy drinkers…

7_

For those who can’t move on…

6_

For the Twitter obsessed…

5_

Walk away from the computer…

4_

Don’t worry about rent…

3_

For the Tinder folks…

2_

Happy Chinese New Year!

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Tyler Gildin

Tyler Gildin is an NYC-based Stand Up Comedian and the Creative Director at Elite Daily. He is a Television Radio Film graduate from Syracuse University and performs at clubs and colleges all over the country. He’s been written up and interviewed in publications including Newsday, CBS New York, AOL Patch and SiriusXM Mad Dog Radio. He once forgot to wear his underwear to school in 4th grade, and his mom came and brought them for him in a manila envelope. His teacher opened it in front of the class.

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