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25 Fortune Cookies For Gen-Y This Chinese New Year

Tyler Gildin

Happy Chinese New Year!

Today marks the beginning of the 15-day celebration of the Chinese New Year, as we reflect on the close of the year of the water snake and welcome the start of the year of the wooden horse. Nay!

In honor of the traditional Chinese holiday and the beginning of the new year, we bring you some fortune cookie wise words for the members of Generation-Y. Where better to get advice than from your local Chinese restaurant?

Here are 25 Gen-Y fortune cookies this Chinese New Year:

For the sexually active…


When it comes to your grandparents…


When it comes to Molly…


When it comes to our emotions…


When it comes to #TBT…


For the “entrepreneurs”…


For the Facebook over-sharers…


Facts are facts…


For the disloyal ones…


No more duck faces…


For the social media obsessed…


For the ones always concerned with Internet connection…


For those who post too many photos…


For those who need to take a step back…


Your dream come true…


Words to live by…


Stop checking your phone…


Words from Miley…


For those too concerned with posting…


For the heavy drinkers…


For those who can’t move on…


For the Twitter obsessed…


Walk away from the computer…


Don’t worry about rent…


For the Tinder folks…

Happy Chinese New Year!

Tyler Gildin

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