Thanksgiving brings along with it a season that we all cherish. Who doesn’t love Thanksgiving? It’s the only holiday where we truly get to enjoy our time with our loved ones and get to eat so much that we pass out, but wake up just in time to see the Patriots destroying the Jets by 40 this coming Thursday.
But besides all the fun love on this very exciting holiday, lets not forget the different types of people we are most likely going to encounter. Of course these are the people that you only see once or twice a year when a holiday comes around-but that is more than enough!
The Annoying Baby
The She Must Have Married Him For Money
The guy who rented that expensive car he pulled up in.
The terrified girlfriend/boyfriend you decided to bring to dinner.
The extreme football fan.
The overly dressed family member. This isn’t a fashion show last time I checked.
The newly divorced family member (cry me a river).
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