Thanksgiving brings along with it a season that we all cherish. Who doesn’t love Thanksgiving? It’s the only holiday where we truly get to enjoy our time with our loved ones and get to eat so much that we pass out, but wake up just in time to see the Patriots destroying the Jets by 40 this coming Thursday.
But besides all the fun love on this very exciting holiday, lets not forget the different types of people we are most likely going to encounter. Of course these are the people that you only see once or twice a year when a holiday comes around-but that is more than enough!
The Annoying Baby
The She Must Have Married Him For Money
The guy who rented that expensive car he pulled up in.
The terrified girlfriend/boyfriend you decided to bring to dinner.
The extreme football fan.
The overly dressed family member. This isn’t a fashion show last time I checked.
The newly divorced family member (cry me a river).
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On Wednesday afternoon, Prime Minister David Cameron posted a picture of himself on the phone with Barack Obama discussing the situation in Ukraine. It was a fairly innocuous photo, as you can see here: I’ve been speaking to @BarackObama about the situation in Ukraine. We are united in condemnation of Russia’s actions. pic.twitter.com/7Rk2k8iOIK — David [...]
Last week, Huffington Post Live sat down with three sex columnists from colleges across the country to explore sexual behavior on campuses. It’s a lengthy interview covering a number of topics, and while the trio made some compelling points, they also dropped some knowledge that you have to listen to a few times to fully comprehend. [...]
In your travels today, you may notice that a disproportionate amount of people are walking around with black stuff smeared on their foreheads. You’re not going crazy. It’s not a new fashion trend, nor is it National Chimney Sweep Appreciation Day; it’s Ash Wednesday! We did it! Lent is finally here! You might not get [...]
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Mac Lethal, the cooking cornball with incredible linguistic skills, is back again. This time, he’s doing an even more difficult rendition of the “Alphabetic Slaughter” Papoose unleashed years ago. You couldn’t rap this. No one could rap this. Well, Eminem and Twista could. But most people can’t! It’s truly a feat of wizardry to be [...]
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The extended arm of the selfie hails itself wherever vanity demands attention. Technology has allowed us the pleasure of getting that self photo whenever, wherever, and as perfect as a person desires, yet the art of self-depiction is nothing new. Take, for instance, the self-portrait of Van Gogh. When an artist renders him or herself, [...]
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