The Beer Goggles Epidemic Is Upon Us (Photos)

The Beer Goggles Epidemic Is Upon Us (Photos)
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Urban Dictionary defines Beer goggles as a “phenomenon in which one’s consumption of alcohol makes physically unattractive persons appear beautiful; summed up by the phrase, ‘there are no ugly women at closing time.’”

In layman’s terms, the drunker you get, the better looking everyone else around you appears. This could be a good or a bad thing, depending on the circumstances.

It can be a good thing when you’re desperate anyway and are content with settling for what looks like a “7″ even if she’s really a “4.” You were just trying to get some action regardless, what do you care?

It can be a really bad thing though, when…well just follow the pictures below.

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“Oh yeah, make out time. Lets go! This is the best night of my life!”

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“Wow that’s a nice firm ass. I can’t wait to have me some of that later.”

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“I can kiss you all night, girl… Who’s tapping me?”

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“What are you guys talking about!?”

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“No fucking way!”

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“This is the worst night of my life.”

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“Wanna see my dick!?”

Drink Responsibly.

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Tyler Gildin

Tyler Gildin is an NYC-based Stand Up Comedian and the Creative Director at Elite Daily. He is a Television Radio Film graduate from Syracuse University and performs at clubs and colleges all over the country. He’s been written up and interviewed in publications including Newsday, CBS New York, AOL Patch and SiriusXM Mad Dog Radio. He once forgot to wear his underwear to school in 4th grade, and his mom came and brought them for him in a manila envelope. His teacher opened it in front of the class.

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