Best Restaurant Sign Ever Explains Why You’ve Been Lonely All These Years

Best Restaurant Sign Ever Explains Why You’ve Been Lonely All These Years
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You know those stupid emails you used to get when you were in middle school (and high school) with some bogus story demanding you forward the message to eight other people or else your love life would be doomed forever?

At first we took it seriously and were scared enough to follow through and actually forward it, but we quickly learned that it’s all a bunch of bullsh*t. Well, what if it wasn’t a bunch of bullsh*t? What if ignoring those emails really did curse you? This sign proves our worst fear and is a great way to explain why you are presently single.

H/T: Reddit 

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Lauren Martin

Lauren “LMoney” Martin grew up with one goal: to be the first woman engineer. Upon finding out there already were women engineers, and unable to pass Calc 1, she chose to study the beautiful and honorable art of advertising. After advertising proved uninspiring, she attempted a career in acting which was over before she could get on stage. And when she failed at everything else she decided to become a writer.

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