The Best Twerker In The World Has Been Found And She’s A Sexy Russian

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It was only a matter of time before the Europeans got wind of Americans pitiful attempts at twerking and decided to school us. There are some things that Americans do better than Europeans, but dancing and promiscuity isn’t one of them.

Lately we’ve been a little hard on Russia (going so far as to compare the country with Florida), so I think this video comes at a good time and sheds some valuable light on the country we love to mock (for plenty of good reason).

While the former Soviets may not be great at taking Facebook profile pics, or boxing, they seem to know a thing or two about twerking. This Russian vixen looks like she’s sending a message directly to Miley Cyrus and the entire country with the most epic twerking any of us have ever seen.

Look at all her teachers…so proud.

Think this is crazy? Check out this Russian couple having sex on a motorcycle.

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Lauren “LMoney” Martin grew up with one goal: to be the first woman engineer. Upon finding out there already were women engineers, and unable to pass Calc 1, she chose to study the beautiful and honorable art of advertising. After advertising proved uninspiring, she attempted a career in acting which was over before she could get on stage. And when she failed at everything else she decided to become a comedy writer.

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