The Best Twerker In The World Has Been Found And She’s A Sexy Russian

Humor
Like Us On Facebook
Like Us On Facebook

It was only a matter of time before the Europeans got wind of Americans pitiful attempts at twerking and decided to school us. There are some things that Americans do better than Europeans, but dancing and promiscuity isn’t one of them.

Lately we’ve been a little hard on Russia (going so far as to compare the country with Florida), so I think this video comes at a good time and sheds some valuable light on the country we love to mock (for plenty of good reason).

While the former Soviets may not be great at taking Facebook profile pics, or boxing, they seem to know a thing or two about twerking. This Russian vixen looks like she’s sending a message directly to Miley Cyrus and the entire country with the most epic twerking any of us have ever seen.

Look at all her teachers…so proud.

Think this is crazy? Check out this Russian couple having sex on a motorcycle.

Share Tweet
React

Lauren Martin

Lauren “LMoney” Martin grew up with one goal: to be the first woman engineer. Upon finding out there already were women engineers, and unable to pass Calc 1, she chose to study the beautiful and honorable art of advertising. After advertising proved uninspiring, she attempted a career in acting which was over before she could get on stage. And when she failed at everything else she decided to become a writer.

More In Humor

LOL Lists Connor Toole

17 Jack-O-Lanterns That Tried So Hard But Failed (Photos)

It’s October, which means that whatever screen you view things on is about to be filled with picture after picture of pumpkins carved by people who spent way too much time mastering a skill that’s only useful for a couple of weeks every year. In the past, you could carve a few triangles and a […]

Humor Connor Toole

Well, Scientists Finally Know What A Masturbating Panda Looks Like

When Conan O’ Brien was forced out of NBC after Jay Leno decided he felt like doing “The Tonight Show” again, he had to give up the rights to a number of characters he’d developed on his show over the years. One of those characters was The Masturbating Bear, an exhibitionist mammal that pleasured himself […]

Also On Elite

Politics

Here’s What’s Happening With The British Vote To Recognize Palestine

The British government released a White Paper 75 years ago that promoted the creation of a Jewish national home in Palestine. Back then, it was British mandatory Palestine. Less than a decade later, it was no longer Palestine at all. In 1948, this land became the infant state of Israel, which would grow to reach big […]

Gentlemen

Dudes, It’s Easy: 6 Ways To Get The Girlfriend Of Your Dreams

She walked past me in the opposite direction. Her face was eclipsed by a black umbrella tilted slightly forward, but I could see her lips, and my senses were tempted. At that moment, I was pushing through an after-work crowd with a friend in tow, talking about how to meet women. Serendipity struck; my friend and […]