So if you have a small penis, cancel everything you’ve got on July 20th and head on down to Bushwick to show what you’ve got (or don’t got). My prediction, a lot more people will be signed up then actually compete (aka people will be signing up their friends as a joke). To win the contest, some strategies will include thinking of your grandma naked, looking at other guy’s penises, and jumping in a cold pool.
But who knows, maybe all the baby dicks will “rise “to the occasion.
Word to the wise, don’t just type in “small penis contest” into Google Images…you may not like what you find.
Tyler Gildin is an NYC-based Stand Up Comedian and the Creative Director at Elite Daily. He is a Television Radio Film graduate from Syracuse University and performs at clubs and colleges all over the country. He’s been written up and interviewed in publications including Newsday, CBS New York, AOL Patch and SiriusXM Mad Dog Radio. He once forgot to wear his underwear to school in 4th grade, and his mom came and brought them for him in a manila envelope. His teacher opened it in front of the class.
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