This Can’t Be A Trend: People In Australia Are Now Peeing In Their Own Mouths

This Can’t Be A Trend: People In Australia Are Now Peeing In Their Own Mouths
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A few weeks ago, someone at a metal concert in Australia snapped a picture of a fellow concertgoer urinating into his own mouth while standing in the middle of what had previously been a mosh pit.

You can view the NSFW photo here because deep down you know that you really want to see what it looks like.

However, if certain sources are to be believed, this is far from an isolated incident. Vice recently sat down with an Australian skateboarder named Troy West, and if he’s to be believed, “bubbling” is, in fact, a trend in Australia, and all the cool kids are doing it.

It’s like that scene from “Billy Madison,” only a thousand times more disgusting.

 

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According to West, the trend is all the rage in Australia, with the skater saying that bubbling is a “part of our everyday life.”

He then goes on to recount the time he was paid $136 to bubble while on tour in Europe, and confirmed that he believes the habit has somehow managed to make him a better skateboarder.

Now that you’re familiar with the background, I’d like to say that there is a zero percent chance that “bubbling” is an actual trend.

It wouldn’t surprise me if Australian people were this insane, and as much as I want to believe this is true I’m almost positive that it’s a vast conspiracy to get people to drink their own urine.

I’m not sure if the skater in question is messing with Vice or if Vice is messing with the rest of the world, but I’m taking this as seriously as a local news report on a “dangerous new trend EVERY SINGLE TEENAGER is taking part in.”

In conclusion, you probably shouldn’t pee in your own mouth.

via Vice, Photo Courtesy: Skategypsy 

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Connor Toole

Connor Toole is the Senior Humor Writer for Elite Daily, begrudgingly living in New York City and burdened with the daunting task of entertaining the discerning masses online. He grew up in Connecticut (not the rich part) and graduated from Boston College, where he spent most of his time writing things on the Internet while majoring in a topic he didn't realize he hated until he earned the necessary credits. Standing at 6' 10", is required by Giant Law to utter "Fee-fi-fo-fum" whenever someone asks him to. His interests include Mark Ruffalo. Feel free to contact him at ctoole@elitedaily.com as long as you aren't annoying.

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