Busted For Busting: Parents Leave 13-Year-Old Son Epic Note To ‘Please Stop Masturbating’

Busted For Busting: Parents Leave 13-Year-Old Son Epic Note To ‘Please Stop Masturbating’
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Want to know when your son or little brother starts masturbating? Simple: as soon as they start taking longer showers. It’s amazing how little boys can go from never wanting to shower, to never wanting to get the hell out!

Well, these parents clearly picked up on their 13-year-old son’s dirty habits, and decided to leave him a message about it:

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Wow, these parents aren’t messing around! Justin Bieber and My Little Pony towels!?? This kid better stop busting a nut on his towels.

What I don’t understand though is, why would he bother letting loose on his towels in the first place? That’s what the shower drain is for! Either way, I think the kid got the message. Busted!

(via Reddit)

 

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Tyler Gildin

Tyler Gildin is an NYC-based Stand Up Comedian and the Creative Director at Elite Daily. He is a Television Radio Film graduate from Syracuse University and performs at clubs and colleges all over the country. He’s been written up and interviewed in publications including Newsday, CBS New York, AOL Patch and SiriusXM Mad Dog Radio. He once forgot to wear his underwear to school in 4th grade, and his mom came and brought them for him in a manila envelope. His teacher opened it in front of the class.

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