Busted For Busting: Parents Leave 13-Year-Old Son Epic Note To ‘Please Stop Masturbating’

Busted For Busting: Parents Leave 13-Year-Old Son Epic Note To ‘Please Stop Masturbating’
Humor
Like Us On Facebook
Like Us On Facebook

Want to know when your son or little brother starts masturbating? Simple: as soon as they start taking longer showers. It’s amazing how little boys can go from never wanting to shower, to never wanting to get the hell out!

Well, these parents clearly picked up on their 13-year-old son’s dirty habits, and decided to leave him a message about it:

QHk85Xd

Wow, these parents aren’t messing around! Justin Bieber and My Little Pony towels!?? This kid better stop busting a nut on his towels.

What I don’t understand though is, why would he bother letting loose on his towels in the first place? That’s what the shower drain is for! Either way, I think the kid got the message. Busted!

(via Reddit)

 

Share Tweet
React
Like Us On Facebook
Like Us On Facebook

Tyler Gildin

Tyler Gildin is an NYC-based Stand Up Comedian and the Creative Director at Elite Daily. He is a Television Radio Film graduate from Syracuse University and performs at clubs and colleges all over the country. He’s been written up and interviewed in publications including Newsday, CBS New York, AOL Patch and SiriusXM Mad Dog Radio. He once forgot to wear his underwear to school in 4th grade, and his mom came and brought them for him in a manila envelope. His teacher opened it in front of the class.

More In Humor

Also On Elite

World

‘My First Gun’ Photo Series Highlights The Absurdity Of Young Children With Firearms

Crickett Firearms markets and sells a “My First Rifle“ range of guns, designed for the small hands of children between the ages of 4 and 10. An-Sofie Kesteleyn, a Belgian photographer, shot a series of photographs showing young American girls and their guns. The contrast between the dangerous weapons and the pink-curtained bedrooms is striking. While […]

Life

5 Ways You Can Tell It’s Time To Take A Break From The Party Scene

I have a social disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs. – Andy Warhol I can remember my days in college where I felt I had a social disease like Warhol. I was party-driven, social-obsessed, alcohol-motivated and worst of all, perpetually hungover. […]

TV

A Return To Normalcy: How ‘True Blood’ Ending Was Actually Pretty Disappointing

“True Blood” has met its true death. Was it satisfying? Well, if I had to sum up the cheery ending to the usually sardonic, gonzo show, I’d use a word rarely uttered about the show: meh. Spoiler alert, obviously: Ever since the beginning, “True Blood” focused on Sookie Stackhouse, a telepathic waitress drawn into a relationship […]