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You Won’t Believe This NSFW Tour Of The Olympic Village (Video)

In recent years, it’s become a guarantee that when the Olympics roll around, every single news organization in the known universe will run a story about athletes banging in the Olympic Village. In all fairness, when the IOC provides participants with 100,000 condoms and Tinder traffic in Sochi increases approximately one million percent in one week, it’s easy to see why it’s such a relevant topic of conversation.

People love to think about attractive people boning, and thanks to this Olympics exposé from The Onion, we can finally get to see what it looks like. Using totally real, not at all digitally inserted footage, this tour of the Olympic village shows us athletes’s favorite places to get down (everywhere). After seeing what you’re missing out on, you might regret not devoting your life to being the best at going down a frozen water slide in a sled with three other people.

H/T: Deadspin

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Connor Toole

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Connor Toole is Elite Daily’s Senior Humor Writer and resident giant, standing at 6’ 10”. He graduated from Boston College, where he majored in something he immediately regretted. His interests include Mark Ruffalo.
Connor Toole is Elite Daily’s Senior Humor Writer and resident giant, standing at 6’ 10”. He graduated from Boston College, where he majored in something he immediately regretted. His interests include Mark Ruffalo.

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