This seems like a huge timesaver.
An Indiegogo campaign out of Chicago wants to give men the ability to have sex with three different holes at once.
Alone.
Miles away from any other human.
3Fap, which was invented by sex tech guru and the Steve Jobs of getting you off, Brian Sloan, is three standard sex sleeves manufactured into the same device.
The product features a mouth option, a vagina option and an anus option, just like a real woman!
Sloan says 3Fap will have the ability, in the future, to feature any combination of the three options above, like two anuses and a mouth, or three vaginas, not like a real woman!
Sloan is hoping to raise $40,000 to get this venture off the ground, and he may actually have a chance here.
In 2014, Sloan raised almost $295,000 in a crowdfunding campaign to create a personal blowjob machine called the Autoblow 2, which was 622 percent of what he was originally looking to scrape up.
Sloan also successfully funded a female sex product called Slaphappy.
The Autoblow 2 does have its problems though, which Sloan explained in the new campaign.
He said,
Because it's motorized, the Autoblow is relatively noisy. For various reasons some men need to or want to masturbate in complete silence. 3Fap is the silent alternative to automated male pleasure products.
Finally, a sex toy that doesn't sound like the Daytona 500 when you use it.
Want to get in on this one-man fourway? All you have to do is throw $49 (plus shipping) Brian's way through the Indiegogo page.
Technically, there is no actual nudity in 3Fap's promo video, but we guarantee it is probably the most NSFW thing you will watch all day.
By the way, in case you're wondering, yes, 3Fap does have its own jingle.
The future is now!
