It's a timeless scene from countless movies set in a time period when people still pooped in buckets and sorcerer was considered a viable career option: Two armies stand opposite each other, ready to face off in a ferocious battle.

In the vast majority of cases, the combatants are armed with sharp objects likes swords, spears and spiked balls on sticks. I've yet to see a film featuring warriors armed with dildos.

Thankfully, the world no longer has to live without one.

Elite Daily was able to get an exclusive look at the Dildo Wars that occurred in Union Square over the weekend after the festivities were originally canceled when the powers that be decided they weren't too thrilled with the prospect of 5,000 people waving around rubber penises.

Thankfully, the battle -- which was held to raise awareness for HIV and other STDs -- was soon rescheduled, and we were able to capture it in a video that's probably only safe for work if you're employed by the company that made the weapons used.

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