‘Dirty Souths’: The Music Video Celebrating A Woman’s Natural Bush (Video)

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I’m not sure what’s more surprising: that ItsTheReal is still making music videos or that they got Bun B to do a feature for them. Impressive all around.

Thankfully both those things are true because it takes a true Dirty South rapper to complement the subject of the song: girls with a “Dirty South” aka the Untamed Mane aka protesting deforestation in the Amazon aka an unkempt vagina.

While the debate over Proper Pubic Hair Care (debut album dropping March 11) involves advocates for a wide array of hedge trimmings, there is one style that I think we can say died with the American Bicentennial.

We have the technology. There’s no excuse for letting your pubic hair become long enough to form dreadlocks.

via All Def Digital

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Connor Toole

Connor Toole graduated from Boston College, where he spent most of his time writing things on the internet while majoring in a topic he didn't realize he hated until he had all of the necessary credits. Standing at 6' 10", he is required by Giant Law to utter "Fee-fi-fo-fum" whenever someone asks him to. His interests include Mark Ruffalo.

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