Donald Trump Almost Getting Attacked By An Eagle Is Pretty F*cking Funny (Video)

Even the nation's mascot can't stand your drunk uncle at Thanksgiving.

Last August, Trump agreed to pose with a bald eagle for a TIME magazine photo shoot as part of its annual “Person of the Year” feature.

During the shoot, Uncle Sam, the 27-year-old model eagle, got sick of his billionaire pal and reared up to attack him.

The entire moment was caught on camera, and it's easily one of the best things I've ever seen. To be honest, the only thing that would make it better would be if the bird succeeded in his attempt to attack the Trumpster.

Alas, the candidate's reflexes were a bit too fast for the mighty flyer.

Check out the hilarious footage up top.

Citations: Watch Donald Trump Dodge A Bald Eagle (TIME)