11 Drunk Texts That Nobody Ever Enjoyed Waking Up To (Photos)

If you've ever gone through a period in your life when you considered "drinking heavily" one of your primary hobbies (a lot of people just call it "college"), you're probably no stranger to waking up to a whole lot of regret.

I've experienced this on more than a few occasions, although I think my most impressive moment came the night I went out after quitting my job and awoke to discover I'd typed out a paragraph of pure gibberish to my former boss.

When you wake up with a headache that's made even worse by your disconcerting lack of memories from the night before, there's a natural impulse to immediately grab your phone in the hope you'll be able to piece things together.

Sometimes you get lucky and discover that Drunk You managed to make it through the night without pissing anyone off.

Most times, you do not. I can't definitively say the people who wrote these looked back on them in shame, but I don't see much to be proud of.

I can't even tell you how many times I've tried to call someone but sent them a picture of a mollusk instead.

I'm definitely not an expert when it comes to the female anatomy, but I don't think it works like that.

I have a feeling he meant to follow this up with "Do you want to fix that?" but was so drunk he forgot he set himself up.

Maybe he shouldn't be at Brewskis for much longer.

At least this guy managed to make it back.

This guy's spirit animal is Buffalo Bill from "Silence of the Lambs."

Autocorrect: The Ultimate Scapegoat

This isn't your traditional drunk text, but I still think it deserves a mention.

The Little Engine That Shouldn't Have Left The Station Because It's A Danger To Everyone Else On The Tracks.

Anyone with experience knows you always have a second phone without your parents' numbers on it.

Number One on Instagram is the new Top 8 on Myspace.