She’s Out Of The Picture! Dude Uses Instagram To Break Up With Girlfriend (Photo)

She’s Out Of The Picture! Dude Uses Instagram To Break Up With Girlfriend (Photo)
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It’s never easy breaking up with someone, but thanks to technology, completely erasing someone from your life has never been easier.

Take, for example, Instagram user (and high school student) cjkarl11, who used the #TransformationTuesday hashtag as an opportunity to crop his girlfriend out of his life.

I don’t want to call this isolated case a new phenomenon, especially when you consider most people will do anything they can to avoid breaking up with someone in person. I assume that people have ended relationships via smokes signals, carrier pigeons, royal couriers, Morse code, telegram and basically any other form of technology that requires no face-to-face interaction.

I would also like to note that while researching this story, I got sucked into High School Twitter, which is strange place I don’t think I’ll ever go back to. Additionally, I’d like to offer up this “parody account” of the girl who got dumped and the five people that follow it as proof that comedy is dead.

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Connor Toole

Connor Toole is the Senior Humor Writer for Elite Daily, begrudgingly living in New York City and burdened with the daunting task of entertaining the discerning masses online (where he assumes everything is fake by default). He grew up in Connecticut (not the rich part) and graduated from Boston College, where he spent most of his time writing things on the Internet while majoring in a topic he didn't realize he hated until he earned the necessary credits. Standing at 6' 10", he is required by Giant Law to utter "Fee-fi-fo-fum" whenever someone asks him to. His interests include Mark Ruffalo. Feel free to contact him at ctoole@elitedaily.com as long as you aren't annoying.

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