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Horny Elephant Tries To F*ck A Car And Ends Up Crushing It (Videos)

by Gillian Fuller

Elephants are considered to be among the most intelligent creatures in the animal kingdom.

But just because the species as a whole is smart, doesn't mean every individual elephant is. As with humans, intelligence from animal to animal varies.

The elephant in the above videos is definitely on the lower end of the smarts spectrum.

While on a casual walk through his home at the Khao Yai National Park in Thailand, the bull (another word for male elephant) spotted a shiny silver car.

In a flurry of excitement and apparently raging hormones, he mounted the car and humped it.

Though the vehicle failed to respond to the creature's sexual advances, he continued to make sweet, sweet love to the car for a few seconds until the hood buckled under his weight.

Perhaps he thought the vehicle was a particularly beautiful (and metallic) breed of elephant. Perhaps he deemed it a mirage.

Whatever the case, he wanted it -- and he wanted it badly.

The bizarre display of affection was filmed both by onlookers and by the passengers inside the car, who didn't seem to be freaking out as much as you might expect.

Onlookers' footage:

Footage from the car:

Citations: Horny Elephant Tries To Have Sex With a Car in Khao Yai National Park (Metro )