Man Writes Epic Letter Angrily Calling Out Neighbor For Loud Sex (Photo)

On Thursday I posted a video of someone accidentally shooting a fairly large firework into an adjacent yard and said the people in the video are the perfect example of the kind of neighbors that you never want to have to deal with.

I don't take back what I said, but it's important to remember that everything is relative, and the occasional rogue firework might not be the worst thing in the world.

I can say with certainty I'd rather live next to them over the neighbor who's the subject of this letter, posted on the door of an apartment in Sydney, Australia.

The list of grievances is something experienced by essentially anyone who's ever lived in the vicinity of college students, but that doesn't make it any less valid -- especially the one involving the phrase "a Rhinoceros attempting to demolish a wall, with a jackhammer, whilst high on meth... and cocaine."

If that doesn't make you want to read the entire thing, I don't know what will.

Man Writes Epic Letter Angrily Calling Out Neighbor For Loud Sex: http://t.co/poyWrOsZre pic.twitter.com/UAPjWNZ5Gx — Elite Daily (@EliteDaily) November 14, 2014