This Epic Roommate Wanted Ad Will Make You Want to Move In Immediately (Video)

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Looking for a new place to live? Not? Either way, once you watch this video you’re going to want to relocate no matter what your situation is.

I never would have thought that I wanted a building with a solarium and spaceships but for some reason anything else just doesn’t seem right after watching this. I wouldn’t be surprised if one of the roommates were the reincarnated corpse of George Washington. Two Gold is just that good.

If you’re interested (and you are, because you’ve watched the video), be sure to checkout the comparatively underwhelming but equally informative Craigslist ad.

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Connor Toole

Connor Toole is the Senior Humor Writer for Elite Daily, begrudgingly living in New York City and burdened with the daunting task of entertaining the discerning masses online. He grew up in Connecticut (not the rich part) and graduated from Boston College, where he spent most of his time writing things on the Internet while majoring in a topic he didn't realize he hated until he earned the necessary credits. Standing at 6' 10", is required by Giant Law to utter "Fee-fi-fo-fum" whenever someone asks him to. His interests include Mark Ruffalo. Feel free to contact him at ctoole@elitedaily.com as long as you aren't annoying.

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