Lifestyle
Extorting Santa? Boy Threatens To Put Sister's Kitten In Blender If Santa Claus Doesn't Bring Him A PS4
by Robert Gordon
When you hear older folks talking about kids not having any respect nowadays, you usually attribute it to generational bitterness, but this youngster may very well be the proof that the next generation is doomed.
In a hand written letter to Santa Claus himself, the boy shows no remorse for ending up on Santa’s naughty list, and refuses to not receive a gift because of his standing in St. Nick’s eyes.
Here’s what the letter says:
“Yo Santa Ive not been good this year and I f*cking won’t be. No chance. But I want a PS4 with all the games for crissmas (sic.) ok? If I don’t get a PS4 off you I will put our Shannices kitten in moms blender and mince the f*cker up. So get me a PS4 c*nt. Luv Damian x”
Isn’t it ironic this little devil’s name is Damian? Let’s hope Santa doesn’t reward this wrongdoer’s extortion plot with a brand new PS4 gaming system, or this will be just the tip of the iceberg of this awful behavior.
