Friends Leave Gigantic Paper Mache Penis For Roommate Who Went On Spring Break

Friends Leave Gigantic Paper Mache Penis For Roommate Who Went On Spring Break
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What do you do when your college roommate goes on Spring Break and leaves you behind? Create a gigantic paper mache penis and leave it next to his bed, apparently. It does seem like college has changed a bit since my reign on campus came to a sad end.

Reddit user benlew posted a series of images of his friends pranking his roommate by building what looks to be a six foot penis that they then left for him to find upon his return from Spring Break. While most of us would have probably gone to Puerto Vallarta, Miami, or home to hook up with girls in high school, these guys chose the paper mache erection route.

Sure, it wouldn’t have been my choice, but you gotta give these guys credit for the effort and creativity.

First they assembled the chicken wire into a penile formation…

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Then it was time to build the shaft…

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Here they are gently paper mache-ing the balls…

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Erection team, assemble!

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Slowly making their way up to the tip…

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Paper mache job complete!

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Now it’s time to paint the balls…

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Add the curly pubic hairs for extra detail….

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And voila, you have a gigantic paper mache penis!

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And here’s the roommate awkwardly lying next to it when he came home…

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At least this guy has a chick in his bed with him!


Update: It found a new resting spot…

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Moral of the story, make plans next year for Spring Break.

Photos Courtesy of Reddit 

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Tyler Gildin

Tyler Gildin is an NYC-based Stand Up Comedian and the Creative Director at Elite Daily. He is a Television Radio Film graduate from Syracuse University and performs at clubs and colleges all over the country. He’s been written up and interviewed in publications including Newsday, CBS New York, AOL Patch and SiriusXM Mad Dog Radio. He once forgot to wear his underwear to school in 4th grade, and his mom came and brought them for him in a manila envelope. His teacher opened it in front of the class.

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