Headline Of The Day: Farting Boyfriend Causes Neighbors To Call Police

Headline Of The Day: Farting Boyfriend Causes Neighbors To Call Police
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Here’s one that really stinks!! Thank god my neighbors are more understanding…

Earlier this month, law enforcement authorities in Clawson, Michigan, responded to a neighbor’s suspected domestic violence call, just to find out it was all over some passed gas. Apparently, the odd noises the neighbors complained about were actually just farts while the screams, well yeah those were screams, but not because of violence — just because of the unpleasant stank.

She was yelling “stop” because she naturally wanted him to stop farting. Haven’t we all been there before? At least she didn’t stab him, like we’ve seen before!

Sometimes farting can be deadly…

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(via Reddit, NY Daily News)

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Tyler Gildin

Tyler Gildin is an NYC-based Stand Up Comedian and the Creative Director at Elite Daily. He is a Television Radio Film graduate from Syracuse University and performs at clubs and colleges all over the country. He’s been written up and interviewed in publications including Newsday, CBS New York, AOL Patch and SiriusXM Mad Dog Radio. He once forgot to wear his underwear to school in 4th grade, and his mom came and brought them for him in a manila envelope. His teacher opened it in front of the class.

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