Generation whY!? When Did The Blowjob Become So Casual?

Tyler Gildin

Who doesn’t love a good blowjob? Am I right!?

As a male, I can’t really complain that women have become so willing to give head, but I can’t help but ask, why? How did the blowjob go from this sacred thing women used to do only do when their man “deserved it” (or they had their period) to the go-to protocol after the casual encounter, as a stepping-stone leading up to vaginal sex.

Some women forget that giving a blowjob is still considered a form of sex: oral SEX. Sure, you can’t get pregnant from it, but it is nonetheless a version of sex, much like anal sex. So are you really still a “virgin” if you’ve given a blowjob?

The rationale most women seem to have when it comes to oral sex, is that it’s the step before having vaginal sex with a person. But shouldn’t it be the step AFTER? A blowjob is the most selfless thing a woman could do. It’s pretty much the sexual equivalent to joining the Peace Corps. You are literally taking someone of the opposite sex’s genitals and sticking them in your mouth, in a way that brings them full satisfaction, and gives you nothing but potential acid reflux. It’s called a blowJOB for a reason. It takes work! It’s not a blowHANGOUT

Sex, on the other hand, is a MUTUALLY satisfying intercourse, or at least it should be (I can’t speak for those limp-dick fellas), providing an opportunity to pleasure both parties. So, shouldn’t such a selfless act, like a blowjob, be given after you’ve reached that deeper connection with a person?

I think what bothers me the most about the whole thing is the amount of young girls who pretend they are so “pure” because they’ve slept with a low number of guys, yet they’ve given out more blowjobs than cups of water at a marathon.

“I’m such a prude! I’ve only slept with 3 guys… but I blew the entire offensive line.” – some hoe.

It all comes down to the numbers. I honestly think most women feel more comfortable giving head because of the fact that no one keeps track of the number of guys they’ve blown. Unlike the number of guys a girl has slept with, something every girl knows (and if you don’t, the number is too high!) most don’t count the number of guys they’ve sucked off. You never hear a girl say, “I’ve gone down on 15 guys in my life before.”

To me, the FUNNIEST thing though is how some girls will deprive a guy of sex too early in a relationship because she claims she’s “classy,” yet she’s willing to just repeatedly suck his dick.

So let me get this straight ladies, you won’t let me have sex with you where I could potentially pleasure you, but you’ll let me lie down here with my arms folded behind my head and bust a load in your mouth!? Um…ok!!!

All in all, I am not trying to prevent girls from giving blowjobs (men, don’t kill me!). I am just pointing out the idiocy of thinking that sex, something that can get both participants off, is in anyway a bigger deal than doing the most selfless act of all time: taking a big, smelly penis and putting it in your mouth.

Check out last week’s Generation whY!? OMG Let’s Grab Brunch!

Tyler Gildin

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