Genius: Moscow Subway Ticket Machine Accepts 30 Squats As Payment (Video)

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I have a feeling this may have something to do with the upcoming Olympics…Russians are feisty for the gold.

This might be the first thing to come out of Russia that isn’t completely insane. Don’t get me wrong; it’s still crazy, but no crazier than some of the stuff we come up with here. To be honest, this subway ticket squat should be the new trend in America. We got all the fatties.

Either way, it’s a really cool idea and for some reason may just bring a tear to your eye. Maybe it’s because we all know how busy and obnoxious the subways are, so when people take a minute to come together and watch others partake in the free ticket challenge, it’s heartwarming.

Even though I have an unlimited monthly pass, I may still have tried this.

This isn’t the craziest thing Russia has done. Check out these Russians open their Coca-Cola bottles with chainsaws.

H/T: Viral Viral Video

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