Girl Dives Head First Into Artichoke Pizza…Literally

Girl Dives Head First Into Artichoke Pizza…Literally
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She’s head over heels for that slice!

Anyone who’s ever been to the West Village in NYC knows how good Artichoke Pizza is, but this girl might have a bit of a closer relationship.

Apparently she ordered the xanax slice.

That’s a new definition of a pie to the face.

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Tyler Gildin

Tyler Gildin is an NYC-based Stand Up Comedian and the Creative Director at Elite Daily. He is a Television Radio Film graduate from Syracuse University and performs at clubs and colleges all over the country. He’s been written up and interviewed in publications including Newsday, CBS New York, AOL Patch and SiriusXM Mad Dog Radio. He once forgot to wear his underwear to school in 4th grade, and his mom came and brought them for him in a manila envelope. His teacher opened it in front of the class.

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