When I woke up this morning, I didn’t think that I would ever be slightly turned on by a video of an older woman dancing to “Ice Ice Baby.” But I was, and I’m OK with that.
What can I say? She doesn’t just dance to Vanilla Ice, she dances well. I thought I’d maybe watch a minute of this and get bored, but nope — her hips are hypnotizing. My only concern is that her risotto is going to turn out horribly (for some reason I assume she’s cooking risotto).
Also, in a somewhat related story, when I was in college, Vanilla Ice came to my school to perform literally one song. My job while he was there was to get his microphone after he was done. After he blew the roof off of the arena, I went up to him and said “Hey Rob (his real name), can I get that mic back?” and he said “Sure thing man.” Then he gave me the mic back.
Long story short, we’re kind of friends now.